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SF; lowkey artist, highkey nerd; 🏳️‍🌈

every pharmaceutical ad does a parody of a pop song now right, so imagine an ad for anti-candida medicine: 🎶 It's just, a little thrush... 🎶

It remains utterly astounding to me how many websites fail to work at all in Firefox. The entire business is built on the app functioning properly for all users, and you couldn't even be bothered to clear that low bar? Did nobody even try it? How does this happen?

how did the second drop of proud tubi gay merch sell out already!? my change detection alert fired and 2 minutes later i checked the site and it was gone. WTF

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From the archives: [At the gay club] HIM: “Dude, what’s in your pocket?” ME: “Oh, I’m just doing the handkerchief code thing.” HIM: “That’s a semaphore flag. Where did you even get this?” [Meanwhile, at sea] SAILOR: “Sir, the merchant frigate has indicated that it’s a bottom into blowjobs.”

california is gonna have so many mail in ballots that don’t get counted because people don’t know the new USPS rules that are impacting mail in voting. tl;dr don’t put your ballot in the mail today, find a ballot drop box. www.kqed.org/news/1208537...

Still Need to Mail Your Primary Ballot? Don’t Rely on USPS, Officials Say | KQED

State officials are warning that some ballots mailed too close to Election Day might not be counted. Here are other recommended ways to submit your ballot instead.

kqed.org

"a goofy movie": a humble title. why it's not even necessarily "the" goofy movie. we simply, respectfully offer you this story for your consideration "doug's 1st movie": the hubris of icarus. the unbridled audacity to imply that this is only the 1st chapter of the Doug Cinematic Universe. pathetic

eccentric wealthy family dynasties were the backbone of local newspapers and sports teams for a hundred years in this country. were they remotely laudable as humanitarians or community leaders? no. were they better than the bloodless ultrarich freaks in charge now? kinda. what's my point? no idea