Jeg er ikke så religiøs, og jeg pleier ikke å be, men denne gangen gjør jeg et unntak: Tor, jeg hører du rir over himmelen med bukkene dine i kveld. Jeg vet du har skapt mirakler før. Vær så snill, hjelp fotballaget vårt nå. Knus England med din mektige hammer. Til Valhall!
Conor
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Zoomer law student interested in politics and language learning So far speak: 🏴🇫🇷🇳🇴, currently working on 🇯🇵
Had a cool “metaphors across languages and cultures” moment today while doing my Japanese lessons. I learned that the Japanese word for independence is “自立”, using the characters for self and stand, and in Norwegian the word is “selvstendighet”, which also contain the elements “self” and “stand”!
stroud get it together i need aaron rodgers to go out on a loss
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
Jan 1: this is the year of new Me Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
“On the street, young people spit on me for being in the 35-45 demographic, which is now old. I have done nothing to them—they do it out of pure Socialist cruelty.” In New Yorker Humor, welcome to Zohran Mamdani’s New York. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/bzbAUT
Just as You Feared—Life in Zohran Mamdani’s New York
At school, I wave goodbye to my son, but he doesn’t even look back, such is his hurry to get to the singing of the Soviet Anthem.
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A sneak peek at the cover of next week’s issue, which celebrates Zohran Mamdani’s historic win. #NewYorkerCovers https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/451hFM
i think part of the fun having a small account on here is you rlly can just throw whatever you want into this void. like the the stakes are so low Anyway sad the bengals lost, but I did rlly well in fantasy so that’s nice. also spent the whole day w my cat which is always nice
curse Joe Flacco for keeping my hopes alive just a little bit longer….
Ours is a crass, rude, and violent society, and yall made it that way
A man in Washington, DC, plays the Imperial March from Star Wars while following patrolling soldiers. One of the soldiers threatens to call the police.
Federal immigration agents were seemingly forced to retreat from a roofing job site in Rochester, NY, after being confronted by more than 100 protesters The workers stayed on the roof and agents drove away in a Border Patrol SUV on four flat tires, which had been slashed
ICE agents in the Park Ave neighborhood spark large-scale protest
The group shouted “shame” and "Gestapo,” and applauded as agents in the ICE-led action drove a Border Patrol SUV away on four flat tires, which had been slashed.
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Newsom: "He doesn't play by a different set of rules. He doesn't believe in the rules. As a consequence, we need to disabuse ourselves of the way things have been done. It's not enough to just hold hands, have a candlelight vigil, talk about way the world should be...we have got to meet fire w/fire"
I always say I love my country the way Anthony Bourdain did, not as a benevolent state or one founded in innocence but as vast, beautiful place full of discrete people and cultures such as has rarely been attempted and worth fighting for.
Seeing Gavin Newsom on the news last week: This ruthless opportunist will do anything to get on TV (derogatory) Seeing Gavin Newsom on the news today: This ruthless opportunist will do anything to get on TV (neutral)
not the main issue here but i'd really appreciate it if democratic politicians spoke out in support of big-city life and culture with the same energy and reverence that all politicians have for small towns los angeles is "real america" and so are all the other big cities the president hates
must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away
“In light of the President's statement about cancellation of my government contracts, @SpaceX will begin decommissioning its Dragon spacecraft immediately”
If you think of Supreme Court justices as philosopher kings who care about holding the American republic in their trust, you will be perpetually surprised and disappointed. If, instead, you think of them as very similar to 6 Republican and 3 Democratic senators, then things make much more sense
“So what do you think Democrats can learn from somebody who, like you, targets the most vulnerable among us?” said Newsom theonion.com/gavin-n...
Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless
SACRAMENTO, CA—Promising his podcast listeners an engaging and enlightening conversation, California Gov. Gavin Newsom reportedly sat down Tuesday with a serial killer who targets the homeless population. “So what do you think Democrats can learn from somebody who, like you, targets the most vulnerable among us?” said Newsom, who acknowledged that while he and the […]
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Just because 99/100 scientists agree that it's bad to open a portal to the hell dimension doesn't mean we should immediately discount the opposing views of the scientist employed by Open A Portal To The Hell Dimension Inc.
oddly enough everything I’ve been seeing recently about there being no master plan and Trump just being a raging idiot have been comforting to me. i still may get drafted to go to war with *checks notes* Greenland and Canada but maybe this clown show ends in 2 years.
Holy shit. “I confess that I’ve been inadequate. That the Democrats have been responsible for allowing the rise of this demagogue.” Gives an impassioned apology and points to this as a moment of personal vow to action.
going to start calling myself a centrist and then listing all my leftist views as proof, just going to start moving the overton window by force