"Pretend I'm on the ballot." - DJ Trump, war criminal and pedophile
Trump on his Iran war: "You have a higher gas -- it's a very inexpensive price to pay for what we've done. Remember that. It's a little more. Frankly, even if it was a lot more."
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"Pretend I'm on the ballot." - DJ Trump, war criminal and pedophile
Trump on his Iran war: "You have a higher gas -- it's a very inexpensive price to pay for what we've done. Remember that. It's a little more. Frankly, even if it was a lot more."
My brain after I hit the penjamin for 3 extra seconds.
Gurning that paycheck
That motherfucker deserves to sit and suffer for the things he's done but his mind is checked out. Someone get his corpse the fuck off the air.
When the edible hits and you’re at the Taco Bell drive thru.
In a functioning democracy, the public would be alarmed if the president boasted that he was “able to break the court system a little bit."
Q: “Last month DHS recorded a record number of deportations. What changed to make that possible?” Trump: “We just were able to break the court system a little bit. We had judges that were very hostile.”
Downgrade a movie Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines Sorry, it's already as low as it can go.
Downgrade a movie Beverly hills security guard
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A 13-year-old's phone was searched at school without a warrant and with a police officer standing right there. Evidence from the search was used to criminally charge the teen. The Fourth Circuit said this was fine. We think the Supreme Court should say otherwise. 🧵
Factoring in the dementia, Trumps is 10, feels like -30
😎🪴🌵 be sure to factor in humidity
I've lost in the first ten minutes after opening my eyes every day for the past 2 years.
My favorite daily online game is going to the internet and trying to not get pissed off to the point it fucks up my whole day.
I'm never going to get over the fact that the president of the United States paid a woman more than $5 million after a jury found him liable for raping her. And he's still president. And people still support him. Never. Get. Over. It.
Who can afford a memory palace in this economy? I've got a memory efficiency apartment, that I'm subletting the couch of.
My memory palace needs a moat and a drawbridge. Basically, what I need is a memory castle to resist the barrage of incoming information hordes.
Did you know you can put candles on anything, doesn't even have to be a cake. Hell, it doesn't even have to be your birthday. There are no rules!
You can write any words in the box on this website. You can put anything. Any letters you want. You can say things that aren't true. You can say things that don't make any sense. There are no laws. You can name all of Charlie Brown's hoes, and no one can stop you. The freedom should terrify you.
In some alternate universe there's a Donald J Trump that's upstanding, unfailingly kind and just. He's aged gracefully and after a lifetime of compassionate acts, he ceded the power of his company to his well raised, generous children and retired. And then there's this reality we suffer through.
Mirror, mirror on the wall: am I a cunt?
tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber