Sadly watching from the eastern timezone as the blue tsunami washes west and Alaska's polls haven't even closed yet. How can I sleep in these conditions?

New on the #scpwiki: a case of mistaken identity puts GAW's Wren Masterson in the crossfire between a pair of monster hunters and an army of Illuminati vampires. It's "The Eventide Incident", a new chapter in The Eternal MxTape! scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-eventide...

My favorite:

there is only one Portland and it is on both coasts

Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq.@clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · last yr.

I’ve never seen so many women who appear to be lesbians but in fact are here with their husbands in my life

This is seismic news for fisheries scientists. Northern cod is *the* iconic symbol of total fisheries collapse due to overfishing (and other factors) *and* the iconic symbol of a complete failure to recover for decades afterwards. This is like announcing the complete recovery of bison on land.

UBC Oceans@ubcoceans.bsky.social · 2mo ago

For the first time in over 30 years, Newfoundland and Labrador’s Northern cod stock has been deemed “healthy” by Ottawa. www.canadianaffairs.news/2026/09/05/i...

it amazes me how many people have made it to adulthood and not noticed yet how many if not most vocal critics of Rural America are people who are themselves FROM rural America, and who would rather eat broken glass than go back

Need a candidate to make ventinari’s dark clerks (accountant branch) a reality

For the people saying critics of Democrats on immigration from the left don’t have an alternative, I always say “go look at the Statue of Liberty, that’s our immigration policy.”

Thos.@sizzlechest5.bsky.social · 4mo ago

We are a nation of immigrants and we should welcome anyone who wants to come here to make a better life for themselves. If you reject that idea you reject the very idea of America.

they're calling it the whitehaus

GOLIKEHELLMACHINE@golikehellmachine.com · 5mo ago

given what’s going on with the reflection pool, i assume whatever gets built of the ballroom is going to look like groverhaus

fun is illegal now

James Brooks Cascade@alaska.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Breaking: The Alaska Division of Elections has officially disqualified Petersburg’s Dan Sullivan from the state’s US Senate election, citing irregularities that indicate Sullivan deliberately intended to confuse voters: www.elections.alaska.gov/wp-content/u... #Alaska #akleg

Kind of feel like we especially don’t need fancy law explainers at the moment. “Can the president just take money when he wants?” A third grader could answer this. A Yale law prof is likelier to write the wrong answer so their 2L can work for Alito

The fourteenth amendment, properly understood, is the greatest charter of liberty in human history

However low your opinion of the Roberts Court, it should be lower.

Another 7th occult war poster I found in the archive, it's Josef the Golem of Prague! Great guy, I went to some of his lectures in ICSUT on parahistory, wanted to ask how many fascists he's punched in his life, but I feel he gets asked that a lot already

pushfreight/tyeagg@pushfreight.bsky.social · 8mo ago

An Allied Occult Initiative propaganda poster from the second world war, or well the 7th occult war, though I wouldn't really say the modern foundation is fighting for freedom.

You only like climbing because it’s upslop

estrogen could’ve saved king david.

Marvel Ultimates would've been so good if it had just followed Ultimate Spider-Man's lead and just made its protagonist a closeted transsexual

Are you a writer (any kind of writer) who wants their work to be the best it can be? You need an editor, and I'm available! tsercele.neocities.org

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SHE WAS GOOD. FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT. is a haunting and evocative slogan tbh

Adam Serwer@adamserwer.bsky.social · 10mo ago

Been in Minneapolis the past week ish. Here are some photos I took while I was here.

This interview is very funny. www.thenation.com/article/soci...

Meet the Alaska Student Arrested for Eating an AI Art Exhibit

A conversation with Graham Granger, whose combination of protest and performance art spread beyond campus. “AI chews up and spits out art made by other people.”

thenation.com

average workplace injury at the blowjob factory

Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋@poppyhaze.bsky.social · 2y ago

found a case report about a blowjob with suction so powerful it ruptured the giver's esophagus and she puked blood journals.lww.com/ajg/Fulltext...

Dead King's March Fun Fact! Did you know the United States' Paranatural Warfare Command backed Gilgamesh in a coup of the Sumerian underworld in 1981?

Well, my paper on detention labor might be either prescient or redundant before it's even published. it's a coin toss, really

Brennan Center@brennancenter.org · 11mo ago

Private prison company GEO Group allegedly made immigration detainees work for no pay. Now it's at the Supreme Court trying to prevent the detainees from suing. bit.ly/4pfafj2

cow tools 🥺 happy birthday lovely @tsercele.bsky.social

God Blood Bowl is so cursed

Bits@bitshammer.bsky.social · last yr.

I think they should cast Michael Myers as Darkseid. I've made some mockups for how he could look, and also how Eddie Murphy as DeSaad could look. Let me know what you think. #DCU #Darkseid #Shrek #MichaelMyers #DCComics

My favourite of the Cow Tools edits

more pro-HRT propaganda 🫵