apparently if you used to be active on Tumblr and particularly if you were into fashion, you saw this image a lot of what many people assumed was a lesbian couple, which is funny because the person on the left is: 1. a man named Rob Sand, who is now 2. the governor-elect of Iowa

There was a guy in the Godzilla Minus Zero credits whose title was “Chief Godzilla Officer” and I am not proud of the wave of jealousy that moved through me.

Dread it, run from it, Woke 3 Comes All The Same Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

snack run

the swing set provided moments of peace

Dan Patrick, who got his start as a radio host who (no joke) had a vasectomy live on the air on Houston radio, is out as Texas Lieutenant Governor. 

Robert Downen@robertdownen.bsky.social · 4d ago

Dan Patrick has conceded. I am at a loss for words.

This is the official GOP cope thread, add to it at your leisure, we're gonna be smokin pack all week.

the libbing out will continue until morale improves

Ed Zitron@edzitron.com · 4d ago

Per Robert Pavlik quoted in Bloomberg: the market is acting like the Blue Wave "represents the end of the AI buildout."

“I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.” is going to go down as an all-time political line.

S O O N

all the demons of my youth just got pulled back into hell

well shit

the fabulous eleanor triplecities@triplecities.bsky.social · last mo.

blexas is the fever dream of overpaid beltway consultants choking on their own lanyards. they've been doing this shit for the entirety of my adult life and theyll probably keep doing it for as long as texas is habitable by humans. vote if you can stomach it but The Democrats Can't And Won't Save You

workers at the US capitol building diligently installing those bathroom signs that are like a picture of bigfoot and an alien and it says “whatever, just wash your hands”

we are now able to confirm that bluesky is real life

after voting today they pulled me aside and told me i was the first person ever to vote 100% correct. they sent me to a nearby fire station and told me i was allowed to drive the fire truck, which i soon crashed into an electrical substation. and now i'm just sitting in the fire truck. and i'm bored

im in charge of key generation at cloud flare and after the recent incident im proud to announce that our new key is 400 which is 100 times stronger so we should be good for a while

somewhere an American MAGA guy just ruined himself financially with a 'sure thing' bet on Flavio on Polymarket and I think that's beautiful

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 25,1947

"explain this like i'm 5" nice try age regressor

i've known a fuckton of people who had to flee from towns whose biggest export was meth. none of them have demonstrated a tenth of the contempt towards rural america as held by beltway ghouls

Matt@tiredgenerally.bsky.social · 2w ago

the larpsons

the caped crusader

the hospital is bolsonaro's favorite restaurant

Oh please