Roger Corman did it

"I read your profile, you're all about exclusion and tearing apart the Democratic party." My profile is about mutual aid for queer people, and two genocides: both of which are paid for with my taxes, and one of which I am a target. But also, yes. I'd end your stupid fucking party today if I could.

Sorry not sorry but anyone who tells you Zardoz isn't good is wrong

It’s ok you can just @ me next time.

Nancy The Catgirl 😺she/her)🇨🇦🏳‍⚧⚧@anekonamednancy.bsky.social · 9h ago

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Average Ace Attorney Character vs Average James Bond Character

mr pussy (prison arc)@nat.haus · 7h ago

Ford Carr should've run in Michigan and Bonita Gooch should've run in New Jersey

A really funny complaint about the Zohran discount grocery store idea is that non-poor people could use it when there’s a grocery store half a mile from my grocery store that has everything cost 20% more that rich people go to because they don’t want to shop with normal people.

You can tell none of these people have ever even tried to find a burrito in DC because you can go get a supreme from J&J’s on Georgia avenue by the Walmart for six bucks.

huck mason@tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 12h ago

for reasons that only make sense if you're insane, a TPUSA kid complaining about burrito costs on xitter has the GOP's biggest divas going for each other's throats.

Okay, second art for the day, a commissioned design for the artist formerly known as Didi pickles, and their band Pretty Haggard and the Haymakers. (Do go listen to their music)

hey pals!! Flora needs some help into her new apartment. i don't know if you've ever lost a bunch of stuff like this, but i have and it sucks really bad. sticks with you. please help her avoid it $FloraRacine

𝚕𝚒𝚕' 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚒𝚎 𝙵𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚊 🏳️‍⚧️@flora.northsky.social · 9h ago

I can only pay the movers in cash and I'm pretty certain I am not going to be able to by tomorrow because I've only gotten one $50 donation. So I guess they'll spend 45 minutes packing up half my belongings, 15 minutes moving it to the new place, and then I'll have to throw my furniture away.

Hear me out.

TIME TO GET EDUCATED

Happy birthday Louis Wain

perhaps if Marcus Aurelius had showed some emotion around his kids instead of all that stoicism stuff, his son might not have turned into an insecure despot with daddy issues

Who wants the entire history of Tremors? drive.google.com/drive/folder...

This is what my thoughts sound like

How incompetent are our wealthy Job Creators that they fee an existential imperative to waste the time of our busy city administrators seeking asspats and handouts?

The Wall Street Journal@wsj.com · yesterday

New York City’s business elites are long accustomed to direct access to City Hall, where even Democratic mayors felt the need to court the city’s wealthiest and most influential corporate leaders. That access is getting shredded by Mayor Zohran Mamdani.

Lmfao at how often I see deadhead in the bio of a witless boomer cheerleading some genocide or another god fucking damn.

Lmfao at Mcmorrow getting more votes as a dropped out candidate than Stevens’ margin of loss.

Lmfao at El-Sayed getting more raw votes in Dearborn than Harris did. Guess that answers any lingering questions unaddressed by the dnc autopsy report.

GET READY FOR MMMMMMELTDOWN MMMMMAUGUST WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK THAT ITS LIKE WE NEVER EVEN LEFT

Hotep Kevin Nash@homunculusdick.bsky.social · 20h ago

Big Mad.

I wish all Sayed slanderers a very happy swift retribution of 80 lashes under Shariah Law for their crime of fitnah.

regular reminder to americans to read the wikipedia page of the german media company that bought politico, axel springer SE, which is probably the dominant force of rightwing propaganda in germany after ww2

Politico@politico.com · 19h ago

Progressives didn’t get the big election night they wanted

not now sweetie daddy's screen-grabbing people who used Dearborn as an insult to demand they embrace party unity

#InvertebrateShitposting

Julien Kimmig @jkimmig.bsky.social · yesterday

Welcome to the CAMBRIAN FECAL REVOLUTION. We didn't name it the Cambrian fecal explosion for obvious reasons. I'm happy to share this paper on fecal matter and its role in Cambrian ecosystems. So if you want to read a really shitty paper (50 days free access): authors.elsevier.com/a/1nYg8cZ3X7...

Course packet for my ancient magic class is put together! Looking forward to getting to teach first-years about the history of science, medicine, justice, and religion

i cannot get over how funny the moderation tag on this is

USSR Pictures@ussrpictures.bsky.social · 2d ago

"Prudery is the enemy of art" - Soviet poster, 1980s