God who's magic powers can only be activated by sentence mixing a special phrase

The gang goes to New York #TADC #digitalcircus

Human hair varies in diameter, ranging anywhere from one six-millionth of a football field to one six-hundred-thousandth of a football field

#Top10 #EpicFails unfortunately the custom weapon colors don't show up in the mirror of @ultrakill-game.bsky.social

I watched Iron Lung from Markiplier yesterday in theaters. My rating: 9/10 excellent film, I very much enjoyed it Small thread below, minor spoilers ahead (character names, broad/early plot details)

holy shit, you mean they didn't just announce a general strike on reddit, but actually coordinated between existing unions??? TAKE NOTES

More Perfect Union@moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 8mo ago

A major coalition is launching a general strike in Minnesota tomorrow, aimed at pushing out ICE. It includes: -Amalgamated Transit Union Local 1005 -The MN AFL-CIO -SEIU Local 26 -UNITE HERE Local 17 -CWA Local 7250 -Saint Paul and Minneapolis Federations of Educators -Faith leaders And more. 🧵

I remembered to use code NOSURNAME at checkout and you should too!

i will never stop being mad that minecraft uses Y as the vertical axis instead of Z. like what the fuck man

whew

‘I didn’t mean to scare anyone’: Dolly Parton’s sister clarifies her prayer request

Dolly postponed her first Las Vegas residency in more than 30 years late last month, saying she was dealing with health challenges.

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I DID IT *and I pant as I hand it to you* MAID STREAM GIANNI.... not accurate because I started before the stream...... #getgianni @getgianni.com

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So Cuba is too poor to afford Tylenol, but rich enough to fund population wide ASD studies?

Leftists be like "you can't just fight fascists, you HAVE to oppose the whole system fullsale or its not Antifa" and wonder why antifa is associated with extremists

Tbh I lowkey hate when people say "neurodivergent" when the topic at hand is specifically about autism

Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today. Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943. Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s. Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.

Minecraft enchanting is like is 98℅ of the time Two Cities didn't even drop kill streak kits

Obscure internet fact: there used to be a service that would fetch Wikipedia articles over DNS. It no longer works, but the creator also went on to make Wordle over DNS (dgl.cx/2022/02/word...) which to my knowledge still works

When i was in grade 6 my best friend and i got in a very real fist fight over the lemon tree episode of the simpsons bc he insisted not only that cromulent was a real word, but that he had been using it for years. That motherfucker. Getting mad thinking about it. Id beat his ass again if I could

Me: "Finished that statue of the vagina mary that you asked for" Priest: "You mean the virgin mary" Me: Priest: Me: yeah

Dewie@judgedewie.bsky.social · last yr.

The new statue of the Madonna at Santa Teresa di Gallura is an "abstract of Mary's form" 👀

Doctors I trust more than RFK jr

KHAN 可汗 🔜 Recalibrating@yungkhan.bsky.social · last yr.

doctors I trust more than RFK jr

Slavery was wrong

conservatives have gotten so fascistic they’re too far gone for the NRA lol

standing with glinner? no. i'm SITTING for DINNER. with my wife, who has not left me,

This gives me hope during a seemingly hopeless era in American politics.

Sandwich guy escapes indictment due to jury nullification!

Genuine question is there any blackmail bad enough to kill Trump's image? His fans ignored the fact he was on Epstein's island for Christ's sake, they don't give a shit

AW Sylwester@aw-sylwester.bsky.social · last yr.

Doodles of @melodynosurname.bsky.social

Not them removing the cracker and barrel

Fat Kid Deals@fatkiddeals.com · last yr.

Cracker Barrel has rebranded for the first time since 1977