Lukewarm take: bulge is often hotter than dick
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Topping a redhead... Call that ginger bred.
Really wish I were doing this right about now:
If LotR was released today, a gaggle of sexist nerds would unironically be complaining that Tolkein made Eowyn a Mary Sue and shoehorned her and Arwyn into the plot to meet some kind of diversity quota.
"How would you describe yourself?" Me: With a select choice of words, why? How would you do it?
Too poor to afford a proper midlife crisis so I’m just going to start saying “y’all” a lot and making jello molds
Isekai as a genre is exploding in popularity because it appeals to a universal desire to get hit by a truck rather than live in the 21st century.
All tops want the same thing and it’s to get you playing pokemon with them so they can get their trade evolutions
born too soon to see the stars, too late to see the Taco Bell chihuahua in ads
The so-called president of the United States is a massive money launderer and cut off by the bank that discovered it. Yet the story barely registers with the legacy media. What a disgrace.
I've got my window open and it turns out there's people doing construction somewhere nearby I was not prepared to hear "I'll touch base wi' ye" in a thick Scottish accent
Is every day of the rest of my life just hating and wishing I could quit my job until I die?
Stab wounds can't be cured with wisteria and well-wishes.
Bluesky is an empty and isolating experience on any day whether the site is functional or not.
Wisconsin is like if the South had got it right.
I’m so fucking chalant right now
If I was this stupid and incompetent, I would be out of a job... just saying.
Hard to keep track of the number of times he's declared victory in his illegal war-of-choice. #86-47
