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@aundriaparker.bsky.social

Muse for hire. Librarian. Cohost of @itsthehippocket.bsky.social. Occasional writer. Some other stuff. All the information is on the task. Support human art - fuck AI. 🟠🟢🔵 https://boxd.it/5plf ☕️ https://ko-fi.com/aundriaparker ✨🎙⌨️🐙🎞🌿👹💀📼🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉🧿

🚨Christ - Whistleblowers warn the newest version of Claude may lose (take?) control of itself and place *me personally* in a simulation where 1979 Sigourney Weaver wearing her Alien costume (but also Ghostbusters “Zuul” eye makeup for some reason) tazes me in the ass & balls until I starve to death.

It is 2026. I am 51 years old. I am sweating my ass off through a graphic tee in a small club in downtown Austin, listening to a prog rock band headed by actual rock god Tony fucking Levin. There’s no age bar. You get to be you as long as you want.

The way Fielder said, “okay, all right, okay, good chat” in the YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING trailer made me think, just for a ✨moment,✨ it was a narrative psychosexual drama and I’ve never been more invested in seeing something in my entire. life.

The Hip Pocket, like Take That, is back for good. The Fozzy to my Piggy, one of my nearest/dearest, @gholson.bsky.social, is our guest. Our reply is one of my all-timer Hip Pocket flicks. Available everywhere you listen to relaxed and inviting conversations - stick it in your ears! (Respectfully.)

Drew McWeeny@drewmcweeny.com · 7d ago

The delightful @gholson.bsky.social joined us to discuss his three picks: Peter Jackson's BRAINDEAD, Eric Schaeffer's IF LUCY FELL, and the great documentary AMERICAN MOVIE.

Oh, me? I was supposed to start at a new library on Mon. So excited! On Sat night I broke a molar on a popcorn kernel. Cannot talk without scraping my tongue on jagged toof. Dentist said,”I would advise you not to start the new job until after the 👑 goes on, because if you cut your tongue…”

I genuinely don't understand why someone would need an essay to convince them/show them how to leave Twitter. Kill your account, uninstall the app. It's that simple. If you want to stay because it appeals to your most base interests, then just admit that and carry on.

Double featured GAIL DAUGHTRY AND THE CELEBRITY SEX PASS and THE INVITE last night. Excellent match of sex comedies in two completely different ways. GAIL might be my favorite Wain/Marino picture and THE INVITE is immediately a new favorite, period. What a picture.

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