Yash is like if Tom Haverford and Jean-Ralphio Saperstein had a baby and only the worst parts were dominant. #bb28
aundria
@aundriaparker.bsky.social
Muse for hire. Librarian. Cohost of @itsthehippocket.bsky.social. Occasional writer. Some other stuff. All the information is on the task. Support human art - fuck AI. 🟠🟢🔵 https://boxd.it/5plf ☕️ https://ko-fi.com/aundriaparker ✨🎙⌨️🐙🎞🌿👹💀📼🇺🇦🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🍉🧿
Kidney acquired and hospital stay is happening. If you are open to donate, you are welcome to do so. This will be going to the surgery and meds alongside the appointments throughout the recovery. gofund.me/2f7d706d2
Signal boost as i am open to get kidney offers any day now since being on the waitlist. Thanks to all who has shared and/or donated thus far.
@crobertcargill.bsky.social happy belated, you genuinely kind wonderful caring human being. 💙🎉
🚨Christ - Whistleblowers warn the newest version of Claude may lose (take?) control of itself and place *me personally* in a simulation where 1979 Sigourney Weaver wearing her Alien costume (but also Ghostbusters “Zuul” eye makeup for some reason) tazes me in the ass & balls until I starve to death.
It is 2026. I am 51 years old. I am sweating my ass off through a graphic tee in a small club in downtown Austin, listening to a prog rock band headed by actual rock god Tony fucking Levin. There’s no age bar. You get to be you as long as you want.
The way Fielder said, “okay, all right, okay, good chat” in the YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING trailer made me think, just for a ✨moment,✨ it was a narrative psychosexual drama and I’ve never been more invested in seeing something in my entire. life.
…how how how did we not get a 00’s DUKES OF HAZZARD movie with Luke and Owen Wilson as the leads?!
The Hip Pocket, like Take That, is back for good. The Fozzy to my Piggy, one of my nearest/dearest, @gholson.bsky.social, is our guest. Our reply is one of my all-timer Hip Pocket flicks. Available everywhere you listen to relaxed and inviting conversations - stick it in your ears! (Respectfully.)
The delightful @gholson.bsky.social joined us to discuss his three picks: Peter Jackson's BRAINDEAD, Eric Schaeffer's IF LUCY FELL, and the great documentary AMERICAN MOVIE.
Hey. Saw you across the bar, and we really dig your vibe.
Oh, me? I was supposed to start at a new library on Mon. So excited! On Sat night I broke a molar on a popcorn kernel. Cannot talk without scraping my tongue on jagged toof. Dentist said,”I would advise you not to start the new job until after the 👑 goes on, because if you cut your tongue…”
Slavitza Jovan and Dan Aykroyd share a behind-the-scenes moment during the filming of Ghostbusters (1984).
I genuinely don't understand why someone would need an essay to convince them/show them how to leave Twitter. Kill your account, uninstall the app. It's that simple. If you want to stay because it appeals to your most base interests, then just admit that and carry on.
ALERT 🚨🚨 INTERPOL HAS A NEW ALBUM OUT TODAY, STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND KNEEL IN PLACE
I’ve been crying all afternoon and evening about the loss of one of the most important advocates for children’s literacy we have possibly ever had.
We really did lose one of the best advocates for books that there ever was.
I wish I could go back in time and hear "Love Will Tear Us Apart" for the first time again
Another one of us needs our help due to insurmountable medical costs. Let’s help get this handled for him. 💙
I am officially active on the transplant waitlist. This means donating on my go fund me will be seriously helpful. Especially since what i got went to medical bills that came up. If you can or share it at least, thanks you greatly. www.gofundme.com/f/help-fund-...
Double featured GAIL DAUGHTRY AND THE CELEBRITY SEX PASS and THE INVITE last night. Excellent match of sex comedies in two completely different ways. GAIL might be my favorite Wain/Marino picture and THE INVITE is immediately a new favorite, period. What a picture.
I know I didn’t come up with “hang and bang” but thinking it today for the first time myself (?) felt like inspired genius.
I love STRAWBERRY MANSION beyond words, but I never realized how prescient it was.
- “From Dusk Till Dawn” (Rodriguez, 1996)