Mr. Bradford

@b-type.bsky.social

(formerly @fragranthills) degenerate extraordinare, co-host of the Christmas Creeps podcast, he/him pineapple belongs on pizza

cattle ranch at midnight all the cows are asleep. cowboys tip toeing out of their bunk beds to a glass pavilion for chicken tender festival. full palette of condiments from verde salsa to deep red gochujang. they eat silently and dont talk. just the sound of socks on carpet

The movie where Matt Damon plays a boat captain who gets trapped out at sea, away from his wife and son, featuring an antagonistic ocean god, magical creatures and sea witches? Yeah, I've seen Ponyo

Koichi from "Ponyo", who in the English dub is voiced by Matt Damon. Here he's surrounded by a whole bunch of goofy looking little fish dudes.

the trailer for the new movie in the mommy cinematic universe is exhausting. the timeline is so confusing with her face coming back again. i'm tired of crossovers like dada and grandma. and last time the food came in on train but this time it's airplane

It is vital you buy your small child (or the small child you know) that cheap, shitty watercolor set and that cheap, shitty colored pencil set and that cheap, shitty sketchbook Don't even wait for a reason, just bring it home one night That stuff is transformative in ways you've totally forgotten

tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber