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software engineer. TFT, Tekken player. bi, he/him
Odysseus and his men getting fucking wrecked at every island because they refuse to upgrade their armor or equip any of their damned materia. Like is this a game to you
joining the war on taco bell on the side of taco bell
fun fact: you can just buy a BlueSky membership card. it’s kinda big though @adamgurri.liberalcurrents.com
people online:"the founding fathers were evil because of slave-" Actual Democratic-Republicans in the 1790s: KILL GEORGE WASHINGTON
some amazing things happening over on threads — ever since they “shut down CERN”
there is a war on men. they want to take your money, turn your female relatives into slaves, and poison you. its just the “they” are conservatives
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![Comic. [Person 1 sitting at desk typing on laptop while Person 2 with shoulder-length hair stands behind.] PERSON 1: Aw man, speedrun.com removed my world record just because I listened to lateralus and ænima to get in the flow. PERSON 2: Oh, a copyright thing? PERSON 1: No, they don’t allow tool-assisted speedruns.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiar3wsjy5rdmexkvbkh322xd77jkkihi55attsje5jknacobnmjti)
Imagine you're watching a trailer for an unfamiliar movie in a theater, it's got undead pirates, medieval knights, samurai etc. What's going on with this crazy movie? It fades to black and right before the title fades up, the narrator goes "Welcome back, to the stage of history." I'd be hollering
Psychotic Kitten@kittenpsychotique.bsky.social · 3mo agoWhere’s my gritty realistic super serious movie about Soul Calibur?
Non-artistic Tool Jobs (IDE, CAD, game engine) are a subset of Excel Job Artistic office jobs are simultaneously meetings jobs, email jobs, and PowerPoint jobs, and go at the bottom of the list unless you have The Disease of Passion
Cooper Lund@cooperlund.online · 5mo agoOffice jobs, ranked: Excel Job Meetings job Email job PowerPoint job
I tried looking up what this was about and got bombarded with homosexual and furry pornography. Don’t let anyone tell you BlueSky is just politics.
post malone ergo propter malone@proptermalone.bsky.social · 5mo agowe're just backing right into SAT Discourse this week, huh
games getting worse because they're chasing the trends set by Mihoyo call that Genshittification
the man widely regarded as creator of Korean fried chicken has died www.koreaherald.com/article/1065...
Man who built Korea's fried chicken industry dies at 74
Yoon Jong-gye, the founder of Mexican Chicken and widely regarded as the creator of Korea’s signature sweet-and-spicy fried chicken, has died after a long illne
koreaherald.com
Killing in the name of… nothing
The year politics became brainrot
You don’t bring a persuasive argument to a gunfight.
buff.ly
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
it's easy to dunk on conservatives like helen andrews for being morons. in this piece i wanted to go a bit deeper. the great feminization is happening and it is world-historically weird. why is that? www.theunpopulist.net/p/no-sweethe...
No Sweetheart, Favoritism Isn't Driving ‘The Great Feminization’, Modernity Is
And it’s a good thing for women and the world, contrary to claims of the neo-right’s new darling
theunpopulist.net
sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Snoop around in their medicine cabinet for clues.
Fun foray into internet illiteracy: when reading commentary on this article, do you think the writer and the readers agree on what the "This" in the title refers to?
The New Yorker@newyorker.com · 9mo agoIt’s become conventional wisdom that America’s young men are in crisis. The reality is more complicated than that. https://www.newyorker.com/culture/the-weekend-essay/what-did-men-do-to-deserve-this