Jeff

@banterability.com

Ideally: chicago, computers, bikes, photography, et al More often than not: the horrors (sorry)

what could it possibly mean to "Ask Gmail". who is Gmail. what could it know that I would want to know. and in what conceivable world would I rather get Gmail's opinion on something than search my own emails for the thing I'm looking for

there doesn't have to be an end goal you can just make useful things for people who want to use them, and live a happy life

TikTok has incredible moderation team. Our InfoWars video about Multiple Horse Theory — the idea that there are many horses in the world and not just one — has been fully deemed misinformation and lost the formal appeals process. Confirmed by Larry Ellison: There is only one horse on Earth.

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The economics of “all the gnocchi in cream you can eat at 1 a.m.” isn’t coming out in your favor, humble late night snacker. The house always wins.

A handwritten sign that reads:
12:30 AM:
ALL YOU CAN EAT GNOCCHI
*contains: wheat, milk, eggs
- Alfredo
- Marinada
- Rosé Cream Sauce

They put a button labeled "make me mad" in my enclosure and every time I press it I get poked with a pin. I thought there might be a monthly limit or something but so far it seems like you get unlimited presses

Saw a meme of GenZ baffled by how pre-internet travel worked, and realized we’ve crossed an enshittification threshold where IRL services that once seemed outdated, like travel agents, now seem luxurious: “You meet with a human expert who plans out your whole trip with you” sounds incredible now tbh

Jay Willis@jaywillis.net · 2mo ago

You guys are never gonna believe this, but going to a brick-and-mortar running store and getting sized by employees who know what they're doing and can recommend brands and models for you is a WAY better strategy than Googling "Nike running shoes" and buying whatever's on sale

Did you hear about the DC July 4 fireworks show? It promises 850,000 fireworks in 40 minutes. That's 354 per second. You'll miss up to 142 of them every time you blink. For your edutainment, I proudly present the nerdiest thing you will read about this dangerously absurd / absurdly dangerous event.

Three Hundred Fifty-Four Fireworks per Second — Chad M. Topaz

Organizers promise 850,000 fireworks in roughly 40 minutes over the National Mall this Saturday. I did what a mathematician does with a big number: I divided. It did not make the show look better.

chadtopaz.com

“…the scandal can’t just be that he used AI while working on his book, because he acknowledged that up front. He got in trouble because he had used AI badly, failing to check its work on a task at which it is famously unreliable.”

Will Oremus@willoremus.com · 3mo ago

I talked to the author of the "Future of Truth" book that turned out to have AI hallucinations. He told me he feels "seduced and betrayed" by ChatGPT, at one point suggesting it might have undermined him on purpose. www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...

Biking along and contemplating a new life as a speed-scratch ingredient on its way to a fast casual restaurant for just a little too long.

A box truck parked dead center in the bike lane with a ramp leading up into its dark, open cargo area.