BardZaku
@bardzaku.bsky.social
I'm like 30 or 40. FFXIV, Gundam, Kamen Rider They/He PFP by @Xraybeeb
Guys will listen to male influencer bullshit about needing to have a six pack and manipulate everyone and meanwhile women will go “you know who is the sexiest fucking guy I’ve ever seen?” and post this
it's extremely fucked to personally target a single trans person for an extremely mild critique of your behavior and then turn your "apology" into a self-indulgent brag about what a good ally you are, actually
Them@them.us · 2d agoThe ‘Jeopardy!’ host made it absolutely clear where he stands once again.
"The idea of society may sound appealing, but it's old men who will take the hit, planting trees under whose shade they might never sit."
USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 3d agoOpinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest stars Kamen Rider Double!
Isekai as a genre is exploding in popularity because it appeals to a universal desire to get hit by a truck rather than live in the 21st century.
Violent Femmes and Grateful Dead are two bands you'd never expect to sound the way they do off their names. But Beach Boys? Apt title. They be singing about surfing n shit
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AI is robbing you of the opportunity to make this instead
Davis Bickford@davis.social · 5d agoThe next time you consider making a flier with AI, please also consider that the most intriguing ad I’ve seen this week is a garage sale sign made of particle board with spray painted writing that reads, “GOOD SHIT —>”
Odyssey this. Odyssey that. We Odyssey ICE abolished.
Some guy whose profile pic is a Shiba Inu in military fatigues is having the best day of his life right now
Sarah T Roberts, PhD@ubiquity75.xyz · last wk.
guy who wants to signal hes woke but he lives in england so he does land acknowledgments for the welsh
you have to stay alive bc if u kill urself now u might miss the magical night you share with your friends singing shitty karaoke together where midway through an off-key rendition of "Total Eclipse of the Heart" you realize the years of suffering you endure can never extinguish the beauty of living
i shit you not this is both the explicit plot and the metatextual theme of several Yakuza games
Uncut Femmes@juliagiantrat.bsky.social · last wk.you have to stay alive bc if u kill urself now u might miss the magical night you share with your friends singing shitty karaoke together where midway through an off-key rendition of "Total Eclipse of the Heart" you realize the years of suffering you endure can never extinguish the beauty of living
the origin is mostly full of really bad Prequel Brain details but occasionally they reach a level of transcendence that they're too funny to hate and "char aznable was a real guy who looked and sounded exactly like char aznable" is one of those beautiful moments
Was looking for something and remembered this tweet and I think op deleted their account now so I have to share it here so it’s memorialized
I worked at Disney a while ago. Do you know why theme parks are so safe? Because OOSHA reps can walk the track on any ride at any time and any safety violation they see is a $10,000 fine. Each. Theme parks are not safe because the company cares. They're safe because it's cheaper to comply.
Jon of The North@krauza.bsky.social · last wk.Turns out that food companies were only checking their food because the government told them to, which is exactly why we need government regulations.
screenshot from the all time worst episode of "is it cake"
Killer 7 gets sold as this deeply cryptic game but then you play it and it's suda sitting in an office chair in an empty room directly speaking to the camera to say 'bush stole the election then did 9/11'
Now that we have The Odyssey adapted to film maybe someone could adapt the Epic of Gilgamesh and they could include a really beautiful scene where Gilgamesh and Enkidu fuck each other raw.
The save button is far too close to the like button and also it's right where my thumb rests. Need it gone. Get it outta there. If you wanna see a post later, fuck you. You don't need that.
Found it! Thank you @razzarazor.bsky.social for making this beautiful work of art