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the tv commercial where stellar blade is your mommy who tucks you in at night, looks under your bed for monsters, gives you your plushie, and watches over you while you sleep is operating on psychosexual level not seen in mainstream game advertising since the 00s

that girl from stellar blade tucking a man into bedthat girl from stellar blade checking under the bed for monsters. there is a monster but it runs away.the girl from stellar blade found his plushie under the bed and has handed it to himthe girl from stellar blade is peacefully reading the stellar blade strategy guide next to his beside

At first Musk’s takeover of Twitter looked like a dumb rich guy flushing money down the toilet on a business he didn’t know how to run. Then savvy observers decided it was actually a shrewd move that furthered his political interests. But it turns out it was actually just the first one.

The news that production of the Cybertruck is ending is a perfect way to close out the week, but I’m also kinda sad about it. I’m going to miss the worst car ever made, who else is going to be brave enough to make a car that’s expensive and ugly and inconvenient and unreliable and kills you