yeah like ten million percent dude it would be so easy
Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · 23h agoGuys like this don’t realize that they are the freak
kill, destroy, motor cycle
@beefskeleton.bsky.social
measure never, cut immediately. he/him
Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · 23h ago
Fabergé rhinoceros match holder and striker, before 1896. Sandstone, silver, garnets.
It's Little Tiny Ass Dick Month. If you celebrate, you probably got a stupid ass nasty little dick. Go fuck your self
this happened 14 minutes ago but unfortunately due to my personality "Proplem in elvator" has immediately become a load-bearing part of my vocabulary
and so Ground Control, you see it's true that man floats no more tin can than you who am I? Major Tom!
i’m julia barnacle, proud owner of a 12 foot tall skeleton@ladycelery.bsky.social · 6d agofrench patrol to jean valjean french patrol to jean valjean take your loaf of bread and put your shackles on (two) french patrol to jean valjean (four, six, zero, one) his sentence ends, parole’s begun (two, four, six, zero) said the bishop “and may god’s love be with you” (one, run off)
this is french patrol to jean valjean fantine is in her grave the policeman, as you know, is called javert now it’s time to rescue cosette if you care
french patrol to jean valjean french patrol to jean valjean take your loaf of bread and put your shackles on (two) french patrol to jean valjean (four, six, zero, one) his sentence ends, parole’s begun (two, four, six, zero) said the bishop “and may god’s love be with you” (one, run off)
Can't even say worcestershire sauce now of days. Because of pronounce..
I go back and forth on which was the best ever tweet. Currently I think it's this.
please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that
retail workers dont say thank you anymore they just hit you with this
five years ago we had Bob Hope, Hans Jobs and Jacinta Allan,
"Homer. Jacinta Allan has resigned as Premier. Homer? Please pay attention."
hi i'm jacinta allan welcome to jackass
You have had [two] glasses of mezcal. Would you like to now see: The beauty in all of God's creatures [_] The evil that lurks in the heart of man [_]
pressing the Maybe Later button on the national emergency alert
i'm in waiting mode for the beeps later today. after they do the beeps i can relax
welcome Bictator Ben
6 News Australia@6newsau.bsky.social · last wk.#BREAKING 🚨 Victorian deputy premier Ben Carroll has informed Jacinta Allan he will run for Labor leadership, according to reports from The Australian and Nine – just weeks after promising he wouldn’t Allan has said she will contest any leadership ballot
honestly it would be just as amazing to me if the dog was lying about being psychic
SKELLYTON@pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 2w agoYOU WILL BELIEVE A DOG CAN READ YOUR MIND
