This is going to ruin the world tour

ceej@ceej.online · 5d ago

so I’m “under arrest.” interesting. perhaps you didn’t realize I’m one of bluesky’s 38 most influential posters

Why would they simply not just do “ramen”

MLB@mlbbot.bsky.social · 2d ago

The Yankees are hosting Naruto Night tonight and have an exclusive themed food item: Ichiraku's Sweet Treat 👀🍜 It's a ramen bowl filled with chocolate cake that's topped with buttercream "noodles," a gummy "fried egg," a narutomaki-shaped cookie, icing "scallion" slices, and Pocky “chopsticks"

Label 👏 Y 👏 axes 👏 on 👏 charts

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@mayor.nyc.gov · 5d ago

Two-thirds of NYC’s income growth since the pandemic went to the top 1%. The richest 0.001% — about 50 families — saw their average income soar from $315 million in 2019 to nearly $600 million a year. It’s time to build a city that works for everyone.

Feeling better and better every day about resigning my commission

Nicholas Grossman@nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · last wk.

Sept 2 marked the anniversary of the illegal, immoral, unstrategic US boat bombing campaign. A year since US policy chose to throw away any remaining moral authority to do open murder. Failure even on its own terms: no indication any cartel is weaker, nor the US drug situation improved in any way

Covfefe

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

@irhottakes.bsky.social how have you been finding season M-5? I’ve struggled to get up and stay up even in MB3, sitting around 1600-1700 ELO pretty consistently…the funny thing is the first week before rankings came out I was up to 1800+ and getting my ass kicked by “champion tier” trainers.

it's not an exaggeration to say that jk rowling is the world's most powerful and prominent transphobe outside of elon musk it's easy to not buy a tesla and it's easy to not watch the harry potter tv show

The Verge@theverge.com · last wk.

As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.

Pretty disappointed with Snapchat’s decision to partner with this transphobic garbage newsroom.snap.com/snapchat-hbo...

Snapchat and HBO Max Bring the wizarding world to Life for Upcoming HBO Original Series Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone

New AR Lenses, Chat Wallpapers, Bitmoji fashion, and in-person experiences to roll out throughout the season

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The Verge@theverge.com · last wk.

As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.

i.e. playing while black

The New York Times@nytimes.com · 2w ago

From @theathletic.com: A Red Sox radio play-by-play man suggested a pitcher throw at Yankees catcher Austin Wells and start a fight with Jazz Chisholm Jr. during Sunday's 16-1 loss, calling Chisholm a “bush league player” who “plays the game the wrong way.”

Should be easy enough; they can just repurpose the Alameda-Weehawken Burrito Tunnel idlewords.com/2007/04/the_...

Jerry Chen@jcsalterego.bsky.social · 2w ago

they should invent a national pneumatic tube network for delivering hot quiche

cuberule.com

The Cube Rule

Identify your food based on the location of structural starch. Is a hot dog a sandwich? No, it's clearly a taco.

cuberule.com

Auntie Social@auntiesocial.bsky.social · 3w ago

Literally, the single most important, extreme, & completely disqualifying thing about any of the candidates in the Wisconsin gubernatorial race has been totally absent from the National & State Conversations™️ except for a few fact-checking orgs & passing mentions in paragraph 12-15 of some articles.

Don Moynihan@donmoyn.bsky.social · last mo.

Will the NY Times run a piece detailing Tom Tiffany's anti-democratic credentials? bsky.app/profile/mcop...

Good news is that I will be in Grand Rapids for the weekend and I WILL be dragging my wife to Ziggi’s

Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈@kennedytcooper.bsky.social · last mo.

"available for one week only" that's already 7 days too many

Now listening

I’m the best damn skier on this mountain

Someone told me republican presidents were better for the economy?

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · last mo.

stag do flation

I admire our government's new commitment to honesty.

me completely unprompted at thanksgiving this year

Pretty sure he can’t sell most of his sculptures judging by the number of them he displays on the back of pickup trucks in my neighborhood

Wile E. Peyote@niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 2mo ago

GM

GM

So glad to be quitting this fascist and incredibly stupid organization

Matthew Gault@mjgault.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Hegseth announced they're gonna start screening for T and administering testosterone treatment for warriors found wanting

This is an excuse to kick out Black sailors and continue Hegseth's dream of resegregating the armed forces

Kevin Reuning@reuning.bsky.social · 2mo ago

>Sailors with shaving-related conditions will get one year of medical treatment to meet the Navy’s clean-shaven face standard or they will be removed from the service, according to new guidance. What a silly time to be alive.

Pictured: what's left of America's democratic underpinnings.

As an empath, I think all non-empaths should roast in Hell.

wanna feel old? Folger is the son of that brother/sister couple from the coffee commercial.

Rodger Sherman@rodger.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Names of players in this UNC-Oklahoma college baseball national championship game: Boston Brisco Caden Cayden Camden Camron Cord Dasan Dayton Deiten Folger Gunnar Jaxon (x2) Kadyn Rom Talan Uriah

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