Somewhere Ralph Kramden is shaking his fist angrily. www.theguardian.com/science/2026...

SpaceX rocket thought to have crashed into the moon in unintentional collision

Four-tonne piece of SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket believed to have hit lunar surface on Wednesday at 5,400 miles an hour

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Looking into it, it appears @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social is bought and paid for as controlled opposition. The Dems need better leaders besides Jeffries and @schumer.senate.gov

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 3d ago

Why is @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social taking Palantir cash and refusing to give it back? www.instagram.com/reel/Dbbh1QR...

This is so gross

Noah Lanard@nlanard.bsky.social · 5d ago

Michigan's Democratic Senate primary now has more super PAC spending than any Dem congressional primary on record. It's hard to overstate just how lopsided the spending has been in favor of Haley Stevens. Article here: www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

Thank you, caller. Also, what’s up with the host?

Hoodlum 🇺🇸@nothoodlum.bsky.social · 7d ago

The caller on Rand Paul’s virtual town hall is all of us.

Damnit. I was not ready for the MurderBotBot to sum up the real world so succinctly today.

MurderBotBot@murderbotbot.bsky.social · 6d ago

I’d seen humans do irrational things (a lot of irrational things) and encounter situations that made them act in ways that were counterproductive at best.

Well, that was a reasonably enjoyable morning doom scroll. Must be very little crazy news this morning. Is Biden president again? Lolololol….sigh.

I think as part of running for POTUS they should institute a 100M dash. Let’s have a debate, and a dash. I don’t even care who wins necessarily. It’d just be enlightening to see how they run. I bet Trump wouldn’t even finish. Biden would take forever. And Obama would be lapping everyone.

Argentina should be interesting. All stats below are approx based on an analysis I saw on here several games ago: The team with the most fouls for and least against vs. least fouls for and most against. Gee, I wonder how the refs might call it.

Trump made over $1B last year perhaps with crypto bribes off the Presidency. But he keeps losing appeal after appeal over $5M -escaping actual Justice for raping a woman. (1 of many it seems-nevermind children.) Unwilling to pay less than 5% to have it stop popping into the news. What a loser.

Oh sure. Make the fucking chickens pay it off? Also, best comment/unit of measurement: “The 53M eggs are going to food banks, which is Orphan Crushing Machine levels of good. Mathematically, the amount of eggs they're donating is roughly 151 Gastons.” www.reddit.com/r/news/comme...

From the news community on Reddit: Egg producers will pay $3.3M and donate 53 million eggs to settle price fixing claims

Explore this post and more from the news community

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Star Wars: Kylo Ren Screams 'MORE!!!'

ALT: Star Wars: Kylo Ren Screams 'MORE!!!'

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“It’s a disaster World Cup” - Medhi Taremi, Iran captain. Good for him to speak up, his body language says a lot more than his words. 😕

Morning x

If only it was half as good.

Waller@wallerhabsfan.bsky.social · 2mo ago

🧵 How the US are treating FIFA World Cup Teams Starting with the Senegalese National team delegation on the airport runway in North Carolina

Possibly the pettiest loser government in the world. The US has withdrawn Iran’s allocation of World Cup tickets for supporters days before the tournament starts, Iran’s football federation said.

👏👏

In his first interview since being kicked out of the US, FIFA referee Omar Artan tells’s the NYT’s Matt Bigg that the biggest dream of his professional life has been shattered. The World Cup ref was questioned for 11 hours, held in a cell and then dumped on a plane. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/09/w...

Somali Referee Says His World Cup Dream Is Dashed After U.S. Denies Entry

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This is an amazing question and also an amazing answer.

Solomon@solomonrmissouri.com · 2mo ago

Just saw a post about Donald Trump allegedly having a stroke, and my favorite two replies were: 1. A shame that stroke had to suffer Donald Trump. 2. Clots and Prayers And I just need to sit here imagining everyone’s slow clapping for a minute.

It’s odd for me that USMNT got Poch, and I’ve never felt more alienated from the team.

lunch enjoyer@hoaagie.bsky.social · 2mo ago

There are a lot of reasons to feel disconnected to USMNT. For me it’s a perfect combo of youth soccer being a scam/unsupported in this country, the team itself never living up to expectations/generally being ass and now even more flag humpers who don’t know shit about the game itself and are bozos

Holy shit. Like, hey, the citizen crushing machine is crushing so many citizens! You as a leader of all citizens, what do you have to say? -I checked and the citizen crushing machine is getting a little tired, but it’ll still be able to handle this stress. Don’t worry citizens! Fuck these ghouls!

Social Media Lab@socialmedialab.ca · 2mo ago

They know who their constituents are. It's definitely not us

Fucking unreal. Maybe Massie will actually read the list including Trumps name all Million times. Fillibuster that shit. www.cnn.com/2026/05/27/p...

Exclusive: Justice Department launches a criminal investigation into Trump accuser E. Jean Carroll | CNN Politics

The Justice Department has launched a criminal investigation into E. Jean Carroll, the former magazine columnist who accused President Donald Trump of sexual assault, according to multiple sources fam...

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Respectfully, I’m suspicious that Super Dave faked his own death so he could do this mask bit on Fox.

Marty Funkhouser (Bob Einstein) says SHUT UP

ALT: Marty Funkhouser (Bob Einstein) says SHUT UP

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Dom Ervolina@dominicervolina.com · 3mo ago

Fox News interviewed Vice Admiral Robert Harward today and everyone is asking the same question: Is that someone wearing a very realistic face mask of Vice Admiral Robert Harward?

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Popehat@kenwhite.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Some notes now that I’ve seen the transcript of the hearing, thanks to @lizdye.bsky.social . First: the government dismissed the felony count in an effort to convince the judge not to make them produce full transcripts, knowing they showed serious misconduct.

Dude, fuck that geriatric criminal grifter! This dude is America’s Mayor now! Mamdani just keeps on delivering! www.nytimes.com/athletic/729...

Mamdani secures $50 World Cup tickets for New Yorkers after negotiations with Infantino

The New York City Mayor dealt not only with FIFA's president but also former Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger in his quest for cheaper tickets

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lol. My favorite is this line: “Fifa said it does not recognise this accusation.” FIFA just out there like Clint Eastwood staring down perfectly valid accusations:

Clint Eastwood's Iconic 'Hmph' Expression

ALT: Clint Eastwood's Iconic 'Hmph' Expression

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Adrian Bowyer@adrianbowyer.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Pay a fortune to attend matches, but instead end up as a foreigner in ICE detention without trial. Or stay at home for nothing and watch them on TV. That's a pretty simple choice. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Ring the bell because for the first time ever: Jim Cramer is stunned silent. Just like the rest of us, he’s seeing the President commit insider trading right in front of our very eyes.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3mo ago

QUINTANILLA: According to the filings, the president has been trading some Intel in the quarter JIM CRAMER: Yeah, uh, yeah, hmm FABER: Got nothing to say? CRAMER: Uh, uh, yeah, whoa, yeah. FABER: Don't worry. We're not having technical difficulties, but we gotta go