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A few years ago I went to a pig sanctuary and most of the pigs were stoned from eating green acorns. This one, Wilbur, couldn’t stand up and was too big to lift, so the staff had to leave him in this bush and wait for him to sober up.

Wilbur, a stoned pig lying in the dirt and unable to stand at Pigs in the Wood sanctuary, Huddersfield. I later adopted him.
The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL)@themerl.bsky.social · 17h ago

autumn is fast approaching which means it's time for pannage: the ancient commoner's right of taking your pigs to the forest to feast on fallen acorns, chestnuts, and beechmast

four pigs underneath a blossoming tree

So funny watching the media try to write 2000's era Grand Theft Auto Outrage articles now that the whole country is a casino run by murderers.

Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. Make fun of them if they pronounce it correctly. Do it in a forceful but still friendly manner. Be inconsistent about it. Make it hard for them to communicate with others. Make them doubt themselves. Make them doubt everything but you.