I can do this in real life but simply choose not to
Absolutely in love with the traversal in Beast of Reincarnation
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I can do this in real life but simply choose not to
Absolutely in love with the traversal in Beast of Reincarnation
Due to popular request... the oscilloscope can produce mind-boggling effects 2.0 (Kiwi edition)
Please please please.. we need the Kiwi
Working on a texture creation tool, and the normal maps have me all like...
Only @joshuawolens.bsky.social could have written this, and I'm pretty sure @pcgamer.com is the biggest site on the web that would publish it. www.pcgamer.com/games/roguel...
My new favourite Tolkien game is free, has over 40 years of history, and would run on a toaster
Feeling Sil-y.
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"Looking at the Discord, it's hard to tell how upset the remaining Champions Tactics players are; mostly they've been arguing about whether or not the game was a scam. I think the results speak for themselves."
Ubisoft's NFT tactics game, a thing that still exists, is shutting down in October
Technically, it shed its Web3 functionality in May, but it didn't seem to help much.
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"Does this engine's built-in scripting language allow me to write code using the finest and most adaptive logo-syllabic writing system ever devised in ancient Mesopotamia? If you're considering Godot for your next project, the answer is a resounding 𒀭𒈾."
Godot supports coding in Sumero-Akkadian Cuneiform, if you needed another reason to switch game engines
Take cognizance that (from now on) I will not accept here any code that is not of fine quality.
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people are going to say this says a lot about society. but maybe he likes it
[0006082] Only one dwarf is hauling stone. (With lots of other idle dwarfs around.)
While we believe it has a range of legitimate uses, we've decided to roll back our launch of a sort of hateful engine that only makes bad things worse
IMPACT: that company that was offering to buy books for AI companies’ training data — and probably destroy them in the process — says it will no longer offer this service following 404 Media’s exposure of it www.404media.co/ai-company-t...
Company Offering Printed Books to Train AI Stops After 404 Media Coverage
Citing backlash, ISBNdb removed its webpages about training AI, denied ever buying, scanning, or selling a book for AI training, and said the site was a "test of market interest."
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today's @mothership.blog story is a group project, featuring recommendations from @amandatien.bsky.social, @candemald.bsky.social, @applecider.bsky.social, @nicoleclark.bsky.social, @saoirsestone.bsky.social, and @exalclaw.com <3 !!!!
What's in the feminist games canon?
It's complicated! But here are some recs from our regular contributors
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From the creator of King of Dragon Pass and Six Ages comes Thousand Hells: The Underworld Hiests will Release September 8th. ✅️ Dynamic Narrative. ✅️ Multiple Timelines. ✅️ Steal things from Demon Lords. ✅️ Will run on a potato. store.steampowered.com/app/3794210/... ☝️ ☝️ ☝️
the summer mummy gets the sand flavor
24 Jul 2026
obsessed with the font on IKEA's clam chowder packaging. this is what's in the freezer on the Nostromo
"Does this engine's built-in scripting language allow me to write code using the finest and most adaptive logo-syllabic writing system ever devised in ancient Mesopotamia? If you're considering Godot for your next project, the answer is a resounding 𒀭𒈾."
Godot supports coding in Sumero-Akkadian Cuneiform, if you needed another reason to switch game engines
Take cognizance that (from now on) I will not accept here any code that is not of fine quality.
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"You'll undertake delivery tasks to support and supply the expedition, all while managing fuel, navigating unpaved terrain, and ensuring whatever still-twitching godflesh might be weighing down your flatbed gets to its destination unspoiled."
This upcoming Steam game is pioneering the accursed trucking genre, and as a former delivery guy I could not be more thrilled
Prospice: Anomalous Logistics simulates the canonical deliveryman experience of having your dreambody dissolved in the labyrinth of collective death.
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Daily reminder that GDscript supports the Sumerian clay table alphabet, Akkadian cuneiform of ancient Mesopotamia. This is perfectly valid code you can write in your game:
turns out it's surprisingly easy to find the Halo 1 custom maps you spent hours in as a youth. shoutout to hugeass
watching Stand Alone Complex for the first time, and being reminded that for years I'd thought of the Tachikoma as "those fun weirdo tanks that modders kept putting in cool custom maps for Halo 1's PC version"
watching Stand Alone Complex for the first time, and being reminded that for years I'd thought of the Tachikoma as "those fun weirdo tanks that modders kept putting in cool custom maps for Halo 1's PC version"
TikTok has incredible moderation team. Our InfoWars video about Multiple Horse Theory — the idea that there are many horses in the world and not just one — has been fully deemed misinformation and lost the formal appeals process. Confirmed by Larry Ellison: There is only one horse on Earth.
how come Spider-Man never has an accent. why is Peter Parker never walkin here
There are two wolves inside you *source collision noises*
one last call: I want to talk to you if you’ve ever lost a big save in animal crossing/stardew valley, one that you were heavily invested in. For a forthcoming Verge story. DMs open, email in bio. Thanks so much.
It probably feels good as hell to yell "ENOUGH!" and transition into the final phase of your fight.
I need HBO to know that you could pay me half as many millions of dollars as the person who okayed this, and I would return those savings to you tenfold by 1) not doing this, and 2) investing instead in making the app capable of playing videos without entering a violent seizure
As a fun follow-up to last night's MMO-posting, got to write about the other main way that MMOs are sick: as spaces whose underlying architectural logics bubble up to complicate player experiences in odd and fascinating ways.
WoW Classic's latest patch is terrorizing hardcore players with bugged piles of underground enemies, and it's likely due to a decades-old quirk of Blizzard programming
The Stonetalon Mountains are up to their old tricks again.
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the "this is an academic being mean and once an academic was mean to me" response is unhinged. She's ripping a billion dollar movie not a second-year grad student.
Hmmm. I read the Emily Wilson review of Nolan's The Odyssey and not sure what the hubbub is about. Are negative reviews not allowed anymore? Some nuance of her points seems flattened in the criticisms of the review, too.