Glenn Birmingham

@birminghamglenn.bsky.social

Writer, fountain pen enthusiast, ethical software engineer. Recovering from stroke & brain damage. Unemployed, Patreon support appreciated! Trans/NB He/Him https://patreon.com/BirminghamGlenn https://stetpublishing.com

It's literally all they do! They make answer-shaped answers! Incidentally that's one of the reasons they work reasonably well as coding assistance - getting the code into the right shape is like 80% of the job.

There's no wrong way to read. Readers give us their precious time and attention and are gambling that we're going to tell a story they enjoy. If they skip the parts they don't enjoy, it's no less of an honor that they're finding and sticking with the parts they do. /1

Created Wrongly@creativewronging.bsky.social · last yr.

I know I'm *barely* a writer, and I do TTRPGs, but this is incredibly bleak! Why would I, as a writer, ever edit my writing in such a way as to appeal to people who seemingly have no interest in reading? Presumably, to make more sales on a subpar product that ruins my reputation? 🎲 ✍

Anonymized screenshot of a skeet that says: "Readers will often skip prologues and ephemera (journal entries, song lyrics, footnotes)

They’ll also sometimes skip epilogues, denouements, and scenes they think don’t matter (intimacy, fights, chases)

And some just skip entire POVs and chapters 

Edit accordingly, I guess #writingtips "

Along with 4 TikTok screenshots of people confessing to engaging in the behavior described in the skeet

I am still alive, for anyone wondering! Recovered enough to start looking for jobs again, but not recovered enough to do taxes, fix the website, or write. Thank you to everyone who has given us financial support through Patreon these past few years. It gives me hope and a reason to keep going.

Hello folks, it's the Christmas season which I will take advantage of to say if you'd like to keep supporting me or help me get something nice for myself, here's my paypal. I've had quite a year full of ups and downs, medical issues included. Thank you so much! www.paypal.com/paypalme/yap...

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A doctor friend once told me that procrastination is the brain trying to get the rest you refuse to give it, and honestly, nothing has ever made more sense to me.

1/ As people consider the possibility that “the perfect crime” might allow someone to get away with murder, I share the story of the “Mumu Bandit”. I’ve previously posted this elsewhere. This will be a lengthy thread. In 1995-96, I clerked for Judge Herbert Maletz in the District of Maryland.

Musk’s wealth in 2012: $2 Billion Musk’s wealth in 2024: $447 Billion Bezos’s wealth in 2012: $18 Billion Bezos’s wealth in 2024: $249 Billion Zuckerberg’s wealth in 2012: $44 Billion Zuckerberg’s wealth in 2024: $224 Billion Minimum wage in 2012: $7.25 Minimum wage in 2024: $7.25

Tried to wade through the insanity that is the mess BlueHost got me into by delaying my domain transfer for two weeks. Gave up after a few hours and a lot of tears over my brain. I've refunded all sales for the past year because I can't recover the data. If I missed you, please let me know.

So we have had an adventure! The cats arrived by air and the not-a-teenager and I went to pick them up. There we discovered that the carrier size insisted on by the airplane is significantly larger than the ones we normally used to transport the cats. Only two would fit in the backseat.

As a person with brain damage and memory difficulties, it drives me absolutely angry when people change their display names regularly. It adds such a huge toll to interacting. I have a hard enough time remembering things without the context changing on me unpredictably! Invisible disabilities!! 😭🤬