I watched a movie.

A ★★★ review of Lars and the Real Girl (2007)

"Those [flowers] are nice, huh? And they're not real, so they'll last forever." What a movie. "Socially awkward shut in gets a sex doll and treats it like a real person" is the kind of set up to a sex...

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Stone Cold Jane Austen@estrusflask.bsky.social · 6d ago

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umm actually the cop/mayor dynamic was a lot more complicated that that and a lot of mayors were actually subservient to their local police force. im a pillowmayor btw

do you think in 600 years when we're all clouded up there'll be a bunch of cyberdykes going Oh to be a loyal Cop... bethrothed to your Mayor... and buying like Village People ass navy blue caps to anachronistically pair with 21st century milsurp riot armor

I watched a movie.

A ★★★ review of Lars and the Real Girl (2007)

"Those [flowers] are nice, huh? And they're not real, so they'll last forever." What a movie. "Socially awkward shut in gets a sex doll and treats it like a real person" is the kind of set up to a sex...

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Stone Cold Jane Austen@estrusflask.bsky.social · 6d ago

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"I've n-never done any c-crimes or anyth-thing, th-though" — a character who has murdered two people, suplexed a car, stolen from a museum, tore up a 40 foot circle in Central Park, and killed two mobsters. But those don't count, because she had good reasons.

I could use some money for what few expenses I have, and also my birthday is next month 🥺

Stone Cold Jane Austen@estrusflask.bsky.social · 6d ago

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Thigh Thursday?

My fucking oven is broken.

Thigh Thursday?

Well then maybe ol' bony shouldn't have made them battlefields, but England is under threat of invasion, and though we be on the far side of the world, this ship is our home. This ship is England. So it's every hand to his rope or gun, quick's the word and sharp's the action

slime and goop@snakeroot.bsky.social · 5d ago

Oceans should not be battlefields.

STARSHIP CAPTAIN: take evasive action! ME: yes captain! ME: *texting the Klingon ship* oh hey haha sorry only just seen this 🙂 I’m still getting ready, do you think maybe we should try to rearrange this for some other ti

I had heard about the Nathan Fielder Elizabeth Holmes documentary but I just saw the trailer and oh my fucking god. This is insane.

Celebrate bisexuals by giving me money (I'm bisexuals) Cash.me/$aspel

Pop Crave@popcrave.com · 6d ago

Today is Celebrate Bisexuality Day.

I hate that I have to beg the Internet for help, but I'm dying here. Cash.me/$aspel ko-fi.com/estrusflask Venmo.com/estrusflask If you're looking for something worth paying me for: sites.google.com/view/esperism/home

Crowdsourced omorashi encyclopedia, “WikiLeaks”

I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to pay my internet bill, and I need to buy more needles for HRT. tbh I could also use some edibles. I'm almost out.

Stone Cold Jane Austen@estrusflask.bsky.social · last wk.

I feel like a good 90% of my anxieties are around money, of which I have none. I only have somewhere to live because I'm tolerated enough for that, for some reason. If anything breaks I'm fucked. Normal people don't (or shouldn't) live like this. pls give money, read my writing, things like that 🥺

Call me Willy Wonka the way I put my kids in his chocolate factory

I feel like a good 90% of my anxieties are around money, of which I have none. I only have somewhere to live because I'm tolerated enough for that, for some reason. If anything breaks I'm fucked. Normal people don't (or shouldn't) live like this. pls give money, read my writing, things like that 🥺

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Queer, she/her Not a fan of archons Witch in training Lorelai Sabrina, call me Rory if you like, "Lore" is just confusing (Rori if you wanna flirt 😉)

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“you must be Protestant” is a top tier insult

morbius@jazzpomegranate.com · last wk.

Reminder that the Crab Dark Souls game is great.

Stone Cold Jane Austen@estrusflask.bsky.social · 7d ago

Getting flashbacks to the part of Another Crab's Treasure where it briefly becomes horror.

Ok so this book is going deep into Nixon now, and I didn’t realize that I didn’t hate this man enough

Danny Cherry Jr (twitter/Insta/tiktok: @Deecherrywriter)@deecherrywriter.bsky.social · last wk.

This book does a really good job of painting a straight line from the 1960s when the GOP refused to excise the John Birch society from their ranks, to the modern day maga movement. It’s kind of freaky how relevant this book is

I sincerely hope that the Democratic party is buried. I am so sick of people telling me that we have to support people who want us dead simply because they want us *less* dead.

The only difference between a threat and flirting is tone I'm gonna pound you good.

*pointing at your pussy* hey are you gonna eat that?

Trans rights:

pixelframe.design@pixelframe.bsky.social · 2w ago

Metroid has been on my list for a while, so the new reveal made the perfect opportunity - the Metroid Ravenous Font & Logo Generator is live now!

Libs will talk about the concept of civic government even as civic government prevents positive change. They care more about this fictional game in their head than they do about the lives of other humans Civilization is the lie that makes violence palatable to them. They will never want that ruined

Nathan(My Wife is 5'11🆒)@0hioman513.bsky.social · last wk.

I'm sorry that one party has respect for the concept of government and one doesn't. I'm not going to say I want the next Democrat to act like Trump and piss on the concept of the civic government. I want an adult in the oval office again because we as a country deserve it.

Remember: It's too important that the Dems win, so you should let them campaign on killing you, that's an effective strategy!

Murcus Bratus #VOTEBLUE (**offline until Monday)@murcusbratus.bsky.social · last wk.

I've read it many times. It was written when there was still rule of law, a free press, a relatively fair Supreme Court, and a Republican party with a semblance of integrity. But TODAY, to defeat the fascist regime, liberals must unite and blindly #VoteBlueNoMatterWho, period. There is no other way.