simone de bolivar
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moody transsexual writer http://billieanania.com 📍ridgewood, queens
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Switching out the president's nuclear briefcase with this and finally getting my much deserved nobel peace prize
my cat’s birthday is tomorrow and he doesn’t know it yet but i’m giving him a rotisserie chicken at midnight 😋
from a young age i always knew i wanted to watch my favorite artworks get vulgarized by complete schmucks
the thing about ghibli films, at least to me, is that the aesthetics are often secondary to the moving stories of unlikely companionship and wistful meditations on the passage of time, which ai cannot reproduce
idk why but the rachel zegler thing feels the most "red scare 3" of them all. she's 23 and barely did anything, and very likely isn't even all that radical, but has nonetheless incited mass bourgeois psychosis
The strategy of “concede a small point to win the greater point” should be replaced by the “Lol, no” offensive. More effective AND more fun and easy to learn. Resonates across demographics. I am avail to give a seminar on this
Ed Burmila@edburmila.bsky.social · last yr.“We preface everything with an admission that our opponents are right and somehow we’re losing the messaging war. We don’t understand why this isn’t working.”
guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this
"did you hear they're gonna make transgender illegal?" "yes, yes, it's terrible, terrible...but at least it'll solve the egg shortage!"
0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
DEI failed which is why republicans are frothing at the mouth over it every three seconds
Josie Duffy Rice@jduffyrice.bsky.social · last yr."the only things dems need to cave on are race, gender, policing, and immigration" what kind of victory would this be
"the only things dems need to cave on are race, gender, policing, and immigration" what kind of victory would this be
When I cook hot dogs I like to say "I'm giving the dogs a bath." My wife & I are separated
I don’t think people in other countries know about pep rallies or how deranged they are. At my school they had one where cheerleaders pretended they were going to kiss football players and then blindfolded them and their moms kissed them instead. The idea was that they got horny for their mom
the maoist standard english leaving my body when someone uses it unironically
not pictured: two guys screaming at the top of their lungs over a parking spot
apply for this job on Poopy. stream now on Peepee. it’s all happening on Pussy
a museum with ties to the prison-industrial complex posting this is crazy
Alex Amadeo@alexamadeo.com · last yr.The Los Angeles County Museum of Art posted this today and it’s still cracking me up
No one knows how many clowns can fit in a cybertruck because they all have too much dignity to be seen in one.
it’s 1 am. my girlfriend and cat are asleep in my bed. i am in the kitchen. i just tried to put my nintendo switch in the fridge
