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diss, 30s, they/them | bl, occasional kpop, historical mxtx | posts are likely to be nsfw
learning after ~2 weeks of methodical cleaning and tidying for guests that my mom plans to cook a full meal in my kitchen once she gets here tomorrow. cool! cool cool cool I did only focus on the entertaining areas but I can clean the whole kitchen tonight noooooo problem o___o
I ordered sweet and sour chicken for the first time in at least a decade and the texture of the chicken part of the fritters is indescribable. I need to watch a 40 minute video explaining in minute detail how this is made.
you maniac / when pun draws a boundary about hearing any more about mes (WHAT is the story there how much has he heard in the past) and you can visibly watch moth being like ah ok one more thing i must pack away deep inside and handle all on my own. ok then.
Of course it must be said that any Great House that runs their own Magic Mirror shop is not gonna be short on sperm donors. Not as potentially romantic but incredibly effective otherwise.
ok as nice as lying on the couch doing nothing is i did tell my family i would cook them kielbasa and pierogies when they came over tomorrow and i have none of those things in my house now so off to the store we trudge /o/
i was SO BUSY in my dreams last night......organizing a chaos room, driving around, scrambling down rock faces. i found a really cool pair of burnt orange jeans while organizing and one of the rock faces was all cool black crystals so it was like, fun busy. but i don't feel very rested.........
nooooo it's time to leave for work already. wait for me, mr fanboy~
lrp / the way the goose is like back OFF i'm a motherfuckin DINOSAUR and the tiger is like ok ok ok damn ok i got it also this is alan with the lanternflies. who are luckily not dinosaurs and can't honk so she had a slightly better chance
It’s a beautiful day in the tiger enclosure and you are a horrible goose.
Yours in negritude, Ryan K. Smith@mewefree.bsky.social · 2d agoGeese are insane: Example #2,987,304
mr fanboy / [redacted] and [redacted] brothers???? oh this explains SO much. also lmao north having the worst day of his career, it's so hard to be a big important producer. beset on all sides.
I don’t want everything tailored to my interests I want stuff made by perverts and sickos that makes me think about stuff differently
crow club / vann pledging his LIFE to the ghost haunting his client.......bro how exactly are you going to ensure his heart isn't broken you're not even the one he's dating
ME: i’m so sick and tired of being set upon by the baron’s hounds HER: Maybe stop hopping the fence into his estate? ME: sympathy not solutions plz HER: I’m so sorry, that sounds very painful. I know you’re trying really hard to get The Baron’s priceless egg. ME: it should be *my* egg :(
what is it about spending a whole lot of money that makes spending a normal lot of money feel insignificant
yayyyy he's cuddlable again, he must be feeling more himself
Alert alert: four-day-old cubs on the cheetah cam Tiny potatoes 😭 nationalzoo.si.edu/webcams/chee...
Cheetah Cub Cam
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@fatfur.bsky.social potatoes as big as this picture makes them look (with proportionate amount of butter)
Nothings Monstered@nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 3d agoYOU NEED MORE POTATOES THIS WEATHER — Claude Atkinson (for the British Potato Marketing Board), 1930s
meanwhile this one asks is there only one very special kitty in this house? are not ALL the pets perfect and good and deserving of the extra rare extra special treats?? hi excuse me hello???
after 15 delicate minutes I finally got his pain meds in him 🙌
tried to embed a video in a reblog and think i broke tumblr 😔
nathan is home from the dentist and doing well! he hid under the bed for the first couple hours but now he's exploring a bit. still kind of wobbly from the anesthesia 🥺
ordering a custom binder and emailing the binder company the exact location of my nipples on my torso....normal things