Correct response: I re-sent this email. More correct response: I resent this email.

Everyone stop and look at this negative review of Romeo and Juliet I found. "Shakespeare's pretentious ass writing style" is SENDING me 😂

Every building isn’t full of cigarette smoke. We used to hear “cancer” and assume it was an automatic death sentence. It’s certainly not playing on easy mode to be LGBTQ+ now but oh boy kids, talk to your queer elders about how much coming out to ANYONE meant taking your life in your hands.

Constantine@ajaxsinger.bsky.social · 17h ago

Food, man. Food is so much better than it was in 1986. All of it. Poor-people food, restaurant food, fresh food, frozen food. Food is just a hell of a lot better.

mom having a conversation with a friend she'd stopped talking to because of very toxic politics Person: So we can never be friends again? Ma: I am not saying that, there is always the next life

What I look like when I’m psyching myself up to make a phone call.

San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance @sandiegozoo.bsky.social · 2d ago

Feathered phenom 🐦 Kagus suddenly splay their head crests and wings to make themselves look larger, scaring away predators and defending their territory. Known as the "Ghost of the Forest" for their pale plumage and eerie calls, these flightless birds are actually quite gentle and docile.

remember to always say OH BIG STRETCH

I’m sick of Artificial Intelligence. Why not Artificial Wisdom? Artificial Charisma? you get it

Now I want to watch that entirely on the basis of this post.

Cara Ellison@caraellison.bsky.social · 2d ago

We were watching that silly new Tom Hiddleston reenactment of the disaster of Pompeii and he was like ‘we have amazing new tech that allows us to track people through this disaster’ and I was oh no he’s going to say it’s an AI brain or something and then he said…. ‘Its a spreadsheet’ and I CHEERED

It is far too easy for those in a position of privilege to judge the actions of others through the lens of that privilege, supporting laws and rules the protect it while vilifying those who don't have it. Honor is not to blindly follow rules, but to see them for what they are, and who they benefit.

Me, three days behind the rest of the world: the fuck is it August already

I have been so stressed all day and watched this 3 times and it cured me

madeline odent@oldenoughtosay.com · 2d ago

I need Thames Water to understand that the hosepipe ban is having the exact opposite of the intended effect in our household specifically. i am wasting twice as much water doing the garden

Relax, thriving, in the zone (“the zone“ = between the crate with the comfy crate pad in it and the jumper cables I left on the floor a month ago).

I’ve never seen the original context for this all-timer of a tweet and honestly it’s incredible on multiple levels

Alistair Coleman@alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 3d ago

Worth posting in context as it is bang on topic.

never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.

Happy gotcha day to Mina the cat! It’s crazy that it has been six (!) years.

This is deadass every republican campaign ad here in the south. I'm not even REMOTELY JOKING.

ALIEN 1: whats that species over there ALIEN 2: oh thats a human, dont talk to them, they love to domesticate things HUMAN: (waving a piece of bacon) 😃 ALIEN 1: they do seem friendly ALIEN 2: i am consumed by an urge to live indoors

Using lists of three is not an "AI tell." It's a common trait in human writing because our brains biologically want to make sure there's always one thing to marry, one thing to fuck, and one thing to murder.

INTO THE DROWNING DEEP by Mira Grant is only $2 in US eBook format today! That's less than half the cost of a cup of decent coffee for hours and hours of meticulous marine biology research leading you to the horrors of the deep!

**enjoy the day!!**

Getting some cuddles from the world‘s smallest, tiniest 55-lb dog.

Someone on tumblr replied "would", which is why I like tumblr so much

Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D.@sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 6d ago

My art director is getting this whether they want it or not I am so sorry HK.

$2.99 ✦ Swordheart by T. Kingfisher She suddenly inherits an estate from a wealthy distant uncle, and while there finds an ancient sword . . . and the immortal warrior who has been trapped inside it. amzn.to/4vZAjSi Bookshop bookshop.org/a/111397/978... Kobo click.linksynergy.com/deeplink?id=...

This is Fenrir. He has not yet been successful in cuddling with the cat. But thinks if he goes slow enough she might not notice. 13/10 (IG: fenrirfanclub)

His lil yawns remain the funniest thing in the world to me.