Jelze
@blackmagejelze.bsky.social
Sol Ring - Leviathan. Lover of MTG since 2001 #FFXIV #FFXIVSCREENSHOT
This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.
"this wouldn't have existed without AI anyway, it's not taking away any potential jobs or opportunities" if you do not have the willingness or drive to make something without AI, then it shouldn't exist AI is built off of stolen labor. Want art? Do or fund the labor.
It's funny to imagine Dracula's epistolary format as modern day social media, all vagueposts and callouts and Dracula employing predatory therapy speak, etc
you arent a burden. you are a human being with wants and needs. having desires does not make you selfish. unless you are sonic, in which case you are not human and everything you do sickens me.
listen everyone, i’m getting sick of all the criticism. this is my first blender project. i’m still figuring out how pivot points work. i am also aware that at frame 860 he teleports to fairfax along the x-axis. i’m working on it
Trump is standing like no human has ever stood before
On the one hand, I wish they had sent me this survey, so I could respond with "fuck no, I will never attend another Magic event or buy another Magic product if you do this." On the other hand, I would have broken my thumb jamming the "fuck no" button, and I'm already in enough pain as is.
Recent playtest survey email from wotc asking how people feel about Harry Potter, among other properties.
I don’t use proxies, if they make a Harry Potter secret lair or set I’ll never spend a penny on magic again The author is directly funding trans eradication and a huge magic player base is trans. Sorry if the dollar signs look good Wizards, they won’t in the long run
@magic.wizards.com I hear there's an email survey testing the waters on Harry Potter. I didn't get one, but here's a free data point. I dropped $3K+ on Reality Fracture. If HP becomes a release/Secret Lair, I'll contribute $0 in sales. I won't play with those using those cards. 👇
@magic.wizards.com I have been playing since 2001, I spend about 15k a year on MTG, and I have friends who spend more. If you do a Harry Potter set we will all stop immediately. You can do better than align yourself with a transphobic bigot.
Pokemon scalpers eating shit is the funniest thing, man
Ugin, the Ineffeable Ugin, the Effable 😈
Arcanis, The Omnipotent Arcanis, The Potent
Arcanis, The Omnipotent Arcanis, The Potent
Squee, Weatherlight Captain Squee, the Mortal
the scions reaction to you bringing a goobue into a meeting - a thread 🧵 (beastmaster wol)
September is Baby Safety Month. Don't you dare put that baby in pelican mouth.
Hey, great hanging out with you guys! Just so you know, everything I said and did was a carefully calculated act of manipulation, but don't worry, I'm not an ensouled being so it's basically harmless. Y'know, like an NPC giving you quest hints. Anyway, see ya Monday!
wol using echo vision to remember where they put their car keys
One time corporate found my NSFW alt and I had to get a stern talking to in the room right across from the Department of Scientific Bestiality Research.
shinra such a dogshit company wdym you just let the scientist with a breeding kink have a billion dollars
Rent lowering take: Too many ppl on the internet use autism in their vocabulary as an easy excuse when what they want to say is "My views are full of prejudice and close minded as fuck". I'm on the spectrum and the 'quirkification' of something that affected my entire sense of self drives me insane.
It's upsetting when someone thinks so lowly of you that they assume the worst in your actions and the benefit of the doubt is never yours to claim.
If anyone's belonging is conditional and can be revoked because of WHO THEY ARE, then EVERYONE'S belonging is conditional. The excuses and "reasons" do not hold.
Unique Vintage, a company that does an annual Pride collection and has always encouraged customers to see them as a queer-friendly vendor, has just announced their Harry Potter collection.
WIFE: we have to get rid of these ants ME: if you don't look at them they disappear WIFE: that's ignorant ME: i know the technical term linda