Sounds like 2 people need to lose their licenses

CWBChicago@cwbchicago.bsky.social · 2w ago

A drunk driver killed a pedestrian, sped from the scene with her body in his car, then crashed again and ran away, prosecutors say. But Cook County’s most forgiving judge refused to keep him in jail — but did order him not to drink too much. cwbchicago.com/2026/08/judg...

Ope!

Mitch McConnell waiting to see where LeBron announces he's going before deciding whether he's dead

I just want to thank all the men defending Platner for pointing out who we shouldn’t leave our drinks alone with. We see you. You’re not special. Every woman has encountered you. We appreciate the heads up.

Thought they'd save it for the semis.

Polymarket@polymarket.extwitter.link · 2mo ago

BREAKING: England players are reportedly permitted to use Viagra to help manage World Cup altitude conditions in Mexico City.

NEW: Vessel captains crossing the Strait of Hormuz will have to answer "our riddles three" Iran's foreign ministry says

Now do parking lots for cars

Clayton Tucker@claytontuckertx.com · 2mo ago

Data centers are literally changing the environment around them. A new study found they may be raising temperatures for miles around their facilities, harming plants, animals, and people alike. We deserve answers before more of these projects are approved across our state.

Iran players were forced to leave the US for Mexico.straight after their game, even though all of their games are played on US soil. The way FIFA have allowed their members to be treated shows them up for the spineless, corrupt, incompetent pathetic article that they are.🤬

The Spurs lost because they had a black coach. by Pete Hegseth

“Y’all got any more of them socialist mayoral candidates??” - Houston sports fans this morning

Sorry, nuns. GOD IS A NEW YORKER

The true question may be whether tonight’s game seven winner will be able to handle this… youtu.be/hoax61xIr2c?...

There is not a grand jury in America that will indict E. Jean Carroll. We see you.

I'm 95% the best basketball player on earth. the remaining 5% is learning to shoot and dribble and defend, and getting in shape, and learning to play.

Ol' Chef Dan@olchefdan.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Honestly, one of the funniest tweets I've ever seen.

You know how I've been telling you about my great AI girlfriend? Well I just found out she's actually human!! Ive never felt so humiliated and betrayed!!!!

**blinks in minneapolis**

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4mo ago

Rubio: "You've got friends who have been shot in the head because they're out protesting, and it's heartbreaking to him to see these people are abused in this way and have no measures to take against their own government as a result of it. This is a vicious regime."

Pope Leo is no angel.

While we’re on the subject of the Iran rescue mission, are we just not going to talk about the weirdness of that story and how a lot of the details make no sense and seem to point more toward a special on-the-ground mission to grab uranium that went spectacularly wrong?

Michael B. Jordan is the Michael Jordan of people named Michael Jordan who aren't Michael Jordan.

Sickening racism from a sitting senator. The Ogles hate is contagious. You’re either calling this out or normalizing it. There’s no third option.

Gonna ask Meryl Streep to give me one of her Oscars

Wondering who wins in a war between the United States and Europe? Putin.

In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.

This agency is out of control if leadership is no longer checking violations of constitutional rights. Congress absolutely must step in before more people are kidnapped/killed.

Dom Ervolina@dominicervolina.com · 8mo ago

A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you." The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?" "Learned what?" she asks Then he knocks her phone out of her hand

From his podcast studio, Dan Bongino is now going to expose all the Deep State criminals he was unable to find when he was in charge of the FBI.

Is it me or is there no date on the indictment released yesterday? Thus far there's no arrest warrant shown, and SDNY is weeks behind on public news releases. Did they have this in advance of the operation? How far in advance? If they did not, on what authority did they arrest Maduro's wife?

Your Comeback Guide to all the Anti-Cycling Arguments You’ll Hear This Year. momentummag.com/your-comebac...

Your Comeback Guide to all the Anti-Cycling Arguments You’ll Hear This Year

Anti-bike arguments aren’t just frustrating—they’re outdated, inaccurate, and often repeated without a shred of evidence.

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If Jeffrey Epstein did nothing other than procure massages for his friends, then there’s no crime here. by Robert Kraft

I want bicycle infrastructure that’s safe enough to do this