Soft Rains Day. "Today is August 4, 2026, in the city of Allendale, California. Today is Mr. Featherstone's birthday. Today is the anniversary of Tilita's marriage. Insurance is payable, as are the water, gas, and light bills." RIP Ray Bradbury, 1920-2012

#nzpol

Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash!@standplaatskrk.pl · 2y ago

NZ! I dropped a new t-shirt: LUDDITE. greentees.digitees.co.nz

Make a board game dirty: Brothello

Warcabbit@warcabbitmwm.bsky.social · 3d ago

Make a board game dirty: The Game of FetLife

A long-ish thread on PM Luxon's foot-in-mouth speech in Rotorua this week, and a theory on why it happened. 1/

Trilogy complete. Do with these as you please. #NZPol #shitpost

Second of three.

Time to break out the unauthorised memes a friend made. (Not endorsed by the Green Party in any way at all) Luxon calls Winston’s remarks ‘racist’ (but still backs him as foreign minister) […] [Original post on mastodon.nz]

Downplay a book or movie: The Bearable Lightness of Being

Jake_Vig@jakevig.bsky.social · 6d ago

Downplay a book or movie: "Reasonable Expectations"

The world dog surfing champs starts tomorrow. This could be the only thing that makes me want to visit the US these days. Maybe Raglan can bid for a future event. surfdogchampionships.com

Know the signs, enroll online: vote.nz

This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b

This is probably silly, but every now and then I stop and look at things like viaducts, shopping carts, chickens eating corn, or cats rolling there and back in sunlight and think how incredibly unlikely all of this is in the grand scheme of things. We could've been a barren ball of rock.

or, use-lyss-hes

whenever the cat is walking around looking real tough, we call him "Jack Creature", for obvious reasons

Doctor: I'm afraid it's bad news. You have curiosity. Cat: Bugger.

Vomit! At The Disco

@aethylred.bsky.social · last wk.

Stool

Unbreak My Shart

Nat Torkington @gnat.bsky.social · last wk.

The Feacles

*archipelago

saw a thing earlier saying there's 99 days left to register to vote in this year's nz general election bc you can't enrol on election day anymore. i knew the government had proposed the change but didn't realise it'd come into effect. if you're unregistered, go do it now so you don't forget!! #nzpol

Neat. Speak internet outage across Hamilton

Anyone in Hamilton have a cat-shaped hole in their home?

Jewel_Lia@wellyjewel.bsky.social · 2w ago

Hi all. Both my parents have gone into care and we can’t find a home for their sweet little cat. She is an older cat and a tortie, and sits on your lap. If anyone could potentially find a spot in their home for her can you let me know?

Hi all. Both my parents have gone into care and we can’t find a home for their sweet little cat. She is an older cat and a tortie, and sits on your lap. If anyone could potentially find a spot in their home for her can you let me know?

Journo: Mr Prime Minister you still think New Zealand can achieve net zero by 2050? PM: Yes, maybe even a few years earlier J: Yet you are doing nothing to reduce NZ's emissions? PM: No, we expect a science-based solution to emerge soon J: So you're funding NZ scientists to do this? PM: Oh, God no

Funny story: A decades long study has confirmed that vaccines quadruple a child’s risk of having super powers. Do you really want your children to have that fun and overwhelming life advantage AND not die of disease?

Funny story: Everyone laughed at the Stan Worshippers until he started answering prayers. Then they screamed.