Helena Greer

@blumagaincurios.bsky.social

Writer, librarian, sex educator, chaos bisexual Carrigan's Christmasland series Tucson forever Reparations + land back + abolish ICE + Free Palestine TERFS fuck off She/her

I’m starting to appreciate how Lydia is the result of a lack of parenting so severe that she might as well be a 21st century American teenager isekai-ed into a regency novel

If I'm any good at math, you have 7 more hours to bid on this shawl (as well as a beautiful beaded cashmere hat and snuggly cabled cowl) I knitted, plus literally almost a thousand other things in the @romancingthevote.com auction. I've volunteered for voter protection hotlines since 2020, and (1/4)

@aversatrix.northsky.social · 2mo ago

(for an impulse buy to change your life, might i recommend a shawl made by my beloved @hearing-girl.bsky.social? we did our best to capture its sparkle in the photos, but know that it is so much more glittery than you can see here! www.32auctions.com/organization...)

This is still going for what I consider a STEAL considering it will be hand dyed to your specifications, and knit for you, and it is massive.

Helena Greer@blumagaincurios.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Have you considered that you could go to the @romancingthevote.com auction and bid on a giant custom knit, hand dyed pride cowl that you can also wear as a hood and hide inside?? You could be like a queer monk! A Jedi! The gayest grim reaper! www.32auctions.com/organization...

Rainbow entrelac cowl in progress

Y’all want to watch the bidfeed later today! The volunteers have been running a stream of it behind the scenes and it’s surprisingly fun to watch as people duke it out with proxy bids! Also you get to cackle every time you see “Samuel Alito is a whiny pissbaby” 😂

Romancing the Vote@romancingthevote.com · 2mo ago

GOOD MORNING, YES! I will be streaming the Bid Feed on our new youtube channel! My rough plan is to start it somewhat early, maybe around 3pm to 4pm central! (also hi I just unhid a few buy it nows and now I'm going back to bed, CHAOS IN THE STREETS)

Every time we have done this auction, we have crashed the auction site in the last few minutes, and we don't imagine that this time is going to be different. We have some advice for how to deal with this.

GOOD MORNING!!! There are 13 new Buy it Nows hiding somewhere out there, waiting for you to discover them! Now I'm going back to sleep for a few more hours. :D Later today, we drop something for the Olivia Dade fans & the Courtney Milan fans, and I RELEASE THE BEEEEEEEES

If you don’t think some asshole softball dad will humiliate a cisgender girl for hitting an oppo bomb off their daughter by challenging their gender you have never met a youth sports parent in your life.

Friends, there are 1000 (!!!) items this year. So if you haven’t yet, sign into / create your 32auctions account, browse the list, and watchlist (🩷) the things you’re interested in now to get started. Do some budgeting! Have fun! Start some bidding wars! Remember to breathe!

Romancing the Vote@romancingthevote.com · 2mo ago

The auction is almost ready! Stretch! Move a little! Make sure you're hydrated! Give your pets a pat on the head. Warm up those bidding fingers! We are ALMOST OFF.

I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS! Tell us your Pride flag, Alyssa will custom dye the yarn, and I will knit it into an entrelac cowl for you!!

Alyssa Long@measuredandslow.bsky.social · 2mo ago

And last but very much not least, I have teamed up with the lovely @blumagaincurios.bsky.social to offer custom hand dyed yarn for one of her *amazing* scarves! You tell us what you want, I dye the yarn, Helena knits it! Teamwork!! www.32auctions.com/organization...