wildfire smoke has my eyes looking like a dispensary punched me in the face *hits joint

I hit 600 followers, that means the kaftan is coming off, rawr *I appreciate each one of you bots

Smoke so thick my ass is jealous

I spent a full hour in therapy going off about what moral degenerates transphobes are, so that was money well spent.

So, breathing wildfire smoke sucks in case anyone needed to know that.

My blood type is cheese

Do NOT order a burrito at a diner in Jersey.

It’s me, i’m residents

The Oregonian@oregonian.com · 23h ago

Portland faces days of intense heat and wildfire smoke, creating health risks for some and straining residents without air conditioning.

Mt Hood trying to stay above the smoke…

The thing about wildfire smoke and air quality is the weird dusty feeling beween fingers, some grit on your teeth and the bucket of snot backed up into your brain.

(Looking out my window in Portland at the orange sky) I voted for Al Gore.

New pfp, still me pretty sure

I need a parenting do-over

Humor Satire Memes@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 2d ago

cooking tip: if you use only half an onion for a recipe, you can put the rest in the fridge and later you'll have a fridge that smells like onion

Hey Portland, Oregon, you can turn out TONIGHT to support all the people who make Dark Horse Comics exist. See 🧵 Milwaukie is also full of great local restaurants, food carts, walkable and is on the Orange Max line.

Dark Horse Workers United@darkhorseunion.bsky.social · 3d ago

Rally with Dark Horse Workers United! DHWU is calling all supporters to join us for a rally at Milwaukie Waterfront Park on August 3rd from 5pm to 6pm. 🧵

smoke's here portland time to close your windows sorry

I think people need to learn the difference between “Do your own research” meaning listen TikTok, podcasts or companies trying to sell you something And “Do your own research” by bringing stacks of medical studies to doctors in a shitty medical system who can’t spent more than 15 min on you.

Good morning to everyone who has fawned to protect themselves and their children from a tantruming, intimidating, aggressive and abusive man. Max Miller is trash.

Dude, we butchered the meaning of some Alpha/Z slang but they don’t care and it’s kinda cute because old people. *it’s like how I’ll never let millennials off the hook for YOLO. Like ever. I love you little sibs but that’s how people burned off eyebrows and got chlamydia at the same time.

D. Paul Angel@dpaulangel.com · 3d ago

LMFAO

My east facing wall is all big windows, so follow me if you want to learn how to make an easy bake oven

SpokAnimal, an animal shelter in Spokane, has offered to house the pets of wildfire evacuees. "If you're evacuated but need somewhere safe for your pet to stay, we have space to look after your animals," the shelter wrote in an Instagram post Sunday. It is located at 710 N. Napa St.

Live: Spokane wildfires draw National Guard, FEMA as emergency evacuations continue

A total of three wildfires, described together as the Spokane Complex wildfire, are burning. About 60,000 people have evacuated, with over 700 structures lost.

seattletimes.com

This is the current status of Oregon and Washington. Canada has not levied tariffs.

Growing up, did you open your presents on Shark Week or Shark Week Eve?

I really can't wait to learn on which date my future favorite holiday falls.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d ago

Trump: “The Winning Shot in the Bedminster Club Championship! Thank you very much to all of those who participated. I won with a 70, & am so honored in that, unlike the rest of the field, I’m given very little time to practice, bc I’m focused on many other things. It’s called TALENT, and I have it”

I’m an Aries not a babysitter, call a Virgo about this

Sorrowscopes@sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 3d ago

Aries: The cocoons in chamber 4 will hatch today. I wish we had more details for you.

august 1st: it’s no-buy august, let’s goooo! august 2nd: a baba yaga hut ring on etsy? I must have it now.

He added, “If I had assaulted her, would she have offered to cook me dinner six days later?” Yes. That is quite literally an example of domestic abuse survival tactics. Miller can gargle wasps.

I raised my kids to never date/marry a cop. Not because “you will be worried all the time” but because the only way to get away from a piece of shit cop is to be with another cop and hope he’s not a piece of shit.

Drew Harwell@drewharwell.com · 4d ago

New: We found 50 cops who misused Flock cameras and other license-plate readers for personal purposes, often to spy on their girlfriends or ex-wives. He "watched every single move I made. ... Who do you turn the chief of police in to?" wapo.st/3S6rTuo

Spokane Falls Community College (SFCC) was out of power at last check and transit is taking everyone from that shelter to the Spokane Convention Center shelter. OK TO BRING PETS Fairground for large animals.

Boga Haga@boghag.bsky.social · 4d ago

My heart is with Spokane, WA tonight. Please heed alerts, be ready to evac with pets, have your cars already packed. If you get the go, ffs go. Godspeed. *Anyone in evacuation areas can go to Spokane Falls Community College or Spokane Convention Center for shelter. Fairground for large animals.