Just Bacon πŸ₯“

@borntoeatbacon.com

Old gimp who likes bacon, cheese, Sci-Fi, & horror. *On the spectrum. *My roommate is a cat. *I know were my towel is. #ToyPhotography

π™½πšŠπšπšŠπšœπš‘πšŠ π™·πšŽπš—πšœπšπš›πš’πšπšπšŽ πš’πš— 𝚊 πš™πš›πš˜πš–πš˜ πš™πš’πšŒ πšπš˜πš› β€˜πš‚πš™πšŽπšŒπš’πšŽπšœβ€™ (𝟷𝟿𝟿𝟻) πŸ–€

Sometimes my Important Turtle Business makes girl/boy word a lot at me. It's very annoying and I don't like being called a bad turtle. Luckily, I have a foolproof strategy. I freeze in place and I look innocent. That way they have no idea what I was up to.

A very, a very innocent turtle not moving at all. He absolutely does not look like he froze in mid attempt to climb out of his box. It's perfectly natural for a turtle to be standing on his back legs with his belly against the side of the box and one arm extended to try to get over the top.

I'm going to alienate some people now. Abortion is a critical part of gynecological care. Full stop. Hormonal birth control is used by many individuals simply to regulate difficult menstrual cycles. Legislators who don't understand the minutiae of reproductive biology should SHUT THE FUCK UP.

πŸ–οΈ El Mandaloriano y Grogu: Vacaciones πŸ–οΈ NΒΊ 11 🌞 Un rato mΓ‘s tarde a bordo de la nave… -Tech: Veo que te gusta la mecΓ‘nica Grogu, si quieres te puedo enseΓ±ar algunos datos tΓ©cnicos interesantes sobre este modelo de droide. -Anzellano: asldjhdh xis lkasndih… Β‘NiΓ±o malo no coge herramientas! 🌞

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