no idea who made this but I think of that random person with gratitude every time I heat up any sort of wraplike food object in the microwave
Brian Schroer
@brianschroer.bsky.social
Software engineer, St. Louis (Don't call it "the Lou" - That's disgusting) sports fan.
Yeah, Bing, that guy's name might be Ray Charles, but I'm pretty sure that's not THE Ray Charles.
So... If you don't have the chicken... then I don't have to pay for the chicken you don't have?
I told Android Gemini to "add etouffe to my shopping list" and it added "toothache."
It's the 21st night of September! Ba-dee-yah! youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk?...
Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by EarthWindandFireVEVO
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I guess this is what "shrinkflation" does to fortune cookies.
i hate that every day i have to learn about some new asshole. why do they keep coming out with new assholes. enough
A JORDAN WALKER WALK-OFF 👑 The Cardinals slugger has won the 2026 Home Run Derby in dramatic fashion.
There are a lot of proposals for better systems, I think the best would be that after 120 minutes of play, the players on each team are progressively replaced by randomly-chosen spectators
Watching a World Cup match. I like to have a rooting interest, so I'm pulling for Korea over Czechia because I like my Hyundai and my Samsung phone.
pulled up the carpet in my car and found beautiful hardwood floors
Dear CEO, rollin' up on a graduation like, "Enjoy the robot uprising and 20% unemployment." Stop actin' surprised when your ass gets booed and whatnot.
A woman wears an Easter basket on her head.
Today I learned: - a new (to me) word - phrontistery - that people need to look up the definitions of "dog" and "motorcycle"!?!
MAGA Voter Claims She Loves High Gas Prices https://theonion.com/maga-voter-claims-she-loves-high-gas-prices/
I feel sorry for St. Louisans with the newer area code who have to wait until June 36 to celebrate 636 day.
Only Bugles survives. You could use one to play Taps for its deceased snack siblings.
What the...? If they don't have a bottom, what touches the griddle to cook them? Have they invented 2-dimensional pancakes?
I need to return these sleigh bells. They jingle, but they don't ring-ting-tingle.
I wasn't in the market for a sponge holder, but how could I not buy this?
