with apologies to the young man who left his extremely well-curated spotify account logged in on the hotel tv: if my daughter didn’t hear elmo’s alphabet rap we were all going to die

Defending AI deskilling people, but wokely

Project T.B.O.N.E.@tbone.malware-virus.biz · 4h ago

Now here's a post

I KNEW THAT MOVIE HAD HITLER PARTICLES! AND EVERYONE WAS TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I WAS LOSING MY MIND!

Frank Heffley Funny Meme - Diary Of A Wimpy Kid

Alt: Frank Heffley saying "I KNEW THAT DOOR HAD A LOCK ON IT!

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Mathew Buck@filmbrainbmb.bsky.social · 4h ago

Wait, hold up, One Night Only, the rom-com set in a dystopian society where pre-martial sex is outlawed 364 days a year, ends with a character saying “Maybe the fascists were right about this”? Christ on a bike. Well, that killed any interest stone dead.

I still cannot believe "what if America was a totalitarian enforced celibacy regime" is the premise of a romantic comedy

This is the most aggressively heterosexual thing I've ever seen. In what universe does the American government invent this and use it on straight people and not use it on gay people or punish masturbation? Why is this a Rom-com and not a horror movie or dystopian fiction?

gwen howerton@kissphoria.bsky.social · 6h ago

i'm locked in on this film sorry to anyone else

I'm calling it: "Start smoking" is going to be mainstream MAHA / Republican health advice by 2028. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

just had a horrific vision of the future in which Zack Polanski and Kemi Badenoch have a podcast and now I need a lie down

Hmmmm, violent deconstruction of the state

Homer Simpson Drooling for Donuts

Alt: Homer Simpson Drooling for Anarchism

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depths of wikipedia@depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 5h ago

10 years ago today

for the first time in two and a half years, a new note was played in this organ performance today!

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣀⣀⣀⠀⠻⣷⣄ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣦⡀ ⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣧ ⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⡿⠋⠻⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡆ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣦⡀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡇ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣄⡀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣶⣿⣿⣿⠁ ⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⢿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡁ ⢠⣶⣿⣿⠋⠀⠀⠉⠛⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠛⠻⣿⣿⣦⡀ ⣿⣿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⡿

current discourse feels like

You are actually obligated to be anti pedophile regardless of what country you're from.

Jose@jum.bsky.social · 23h ago

Americans really don’t get to be talking like this anymore

Our Ennobled and Innocent Taco Bell vs their Sinister Disease-Ridden Chipotle

Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · yesterday

“Chipotle Mexican Grill Inc. removed jalapeños from multiple stores in Minnesota after learning the peppers may be linked to a salmonella outbreak in the state that’s sickened 110 people.”

So El-Sayed is doing better with Black voters and worse with white voters than most people imagined? That’ll be fun for The Discourse.

The youth claim to hate capitalism yet they purchase goods and services in order to survive ahaha and I am very Fortune Magazine

haley stevens 10 seconds after the mossad shows up to her door today asking what happened to that $60 million AIPAC gave her

50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑@50501movement.bsky.social · 15h ago

It’s official: @abdulelsayed.bsky.social wins the Democratic Primary for Senate! The People Prevail Over Corporate Profits Once Again!

🫶

I’m glad to report that the “He was whipping up amazing food” audio on TikTok was NOT AI generated

no way to prevent this, says only poster this constantly happens to

Holden Disperra, #1 Ally of the LGBTQ community@punishedholden.bsky.social · 2w ago

Idk if posting we’re ruining my life, I would simply log off

A win is a win, hope this helps!

Politico@politico.com · 14h ago

Progressives didn’t get the big election night they wanted

Another instance of trans people being right and transphobes being wrong.

Transphobes Can't Read@lordaslan.bsky.social · 22h ago

wow really

Totally love hearing this from an ogre

Shrek@spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 23h ago

"Neoliberal" is a slur used by delusional childish leftists to denigrate people with actual data-driven policy goals -Shrek thoughts

what better way to show your allyship for a marginalized group than to block the people sticking up for said group

Off topic but I want to show you guys this

{FNAF/SFM} "Funtime Freddy has a question" @NominalDingus

YouTube video by Mr Suit

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DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 19h ago

Eli Roth confirms that generative AI was used in his new horror film ‘ICE CREAM MAN’. “It was an opportunity where technology and creativity came together to help bring my vision for the film to life.” (Source: www.polygon.com/eli-roth-ice...)

I found out that my friends grandfather was able to avoid the WW2 draft by telling them he was an engineer working on a military project and it was a pogo stick with a gun mounted on it and they bought it. There are actual designs and plans of the thing. I'm going to write the hell out of this story

i support [$democratic_candidate] for [$public_office] and believe that their politics is a perfect fit for [$state]. I would drag my [$genital] over [$harmful_object_or_substance] to vote for [$democratic_candidate] this fall.

Keith@mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 20h ago

I support the winner of the Michigan Democratic primary as the future senator from Michigan.