Don’t Run With Scissors
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In a world of chaotic uncertainty and binary polarisation, at least there’s one thing we can all agree on. Right?
I can’t be certain, but I /think/ Ally Pally might not be that keen on BBQs.
"Call the council, Space X are fly tipping again"
Is it really beyond us as a country to just make some safe, temporary prison capacity while we sort this current shitshow out? Have we lost the plans or something?
Department of Redundancy Department’s official department car automobile
Unexpected Discount in the Bagging Area.
Larry@larrymilly.bsky.social · 2d ago#auspol I love this idea
You ever stare at your dog like I can't believe this is free. He could easily charge for this
One can only assume this is available to buy at Four Seasons Landscaping.
The Devil@iamdevil.bsky.social · 2d agoNow mixing in paid advertisements into his normal corruption.
apple.news/AN8mQDIXOTiO... All that money they’ve taken from us and we are decades behind with regards new infrastructure. Renationalise, now!
Water farce as firms lose 2.6bn litres a day… more than hosepipe bans save — The i Paper
Leaky infrastructure means companies imposing hosepipe bans are losing enough water to supply millions of people
apple.news
Underneath solar panels, plants grew much more and used less water, "Chiltepin pepper plants produced three times as much fruit as those grown in full sun. Jalapenos matched their usual harvest while using 65 percent less water. Tomatoes grown under the array came in at twice the normal yield."
hoergen@hoergen.bsky.social · 4d ago*American farmers slid solar panels over 62,000 acres of farmland, and the biggest payoff had almost nothing to do with electricity* #Erneuerbare #Renewable #Solar #Photovoltaik energiesmedia.com/solar-panels…
I don’t know much about history I don’t know much…
Personally I think there are "legitimate questions" about COVID. Like why Michael Gove and Matt Hancock got away with giving away contracts to their mates. And why the fuck Michelle Mone and Doug Barrowman haven't been prosecuted.
GBNews [sic] have started a missing word competition to try and bolster their dwindling popularity. Have to say the first one is too easy even for the knuckle dragging brick magnets amongst us. (Spoiler: it goes after humiliated and begins with R)
Suella De-Vil Shadowy spokesdemon for learning stuff@suellade.bsky.social · 5d agoEh?
So… the US press will make sure everyone who parroted the dementor-in-chief or supported his bullshit lies are made to redress the record. Right? Right…?
MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · 5d agoWe could've made this montage of liars an hour long but you get the point
"Mr. President, you repeatedly lied about who, and what, had caused the damage to the Reflecting Pool, so would you care to explain your reasons for doing that, or should we simply ignore such egregious acts & continue to breathlessly repeat your wildly inaccurate claims without fear of question?"
So Reform have now lost Caerphilly, Makerfield, Manchester… Their G/E polling has collapsed behind Labour in TWO major polls (YouGov, BMG) “I want the ppl to decide if I should go” M8, are you listening? Bcuz “the people” are telling you loud & clear to fuck off.
Well, they're on their way back to Morocco actually, as they never had any way to reach mainland Spain, let alone the UK, but who needs facts when you're Bobby J the King of Bullshit.
If you’re outraged with the council leader of Hastings threatening a cafe owner with the police for his criticism of cutting free kids meals during the holidays, here’s the donation link. Just think how much they’d have if the Hastings knuckle draggers gave the cafe £25 instead of Tice & Co. Ltd
Anton Karidian@kandidanreal.bsky.social · 6d agoNo one shits on my town. I've donated, via grumpycook.co.uk
And Chris Mason breathlessly unravelling yet another painful and overcomplicated metaphor which is puzzling on the radio and eye-watering on the TV. Involving a street with different coloured housing, jump cut to a barge, cut to a clock tower, and back to Chris dissecting a courgette. Or something.
I had an old app joke, but I just can’t update it.
Leeroystarr@leeroystarr.bsky.social · 6d agoI had a homework joke but the dog ate it.
