don’t worry, I’m going to the frontier tower open house to continue my anthropological study of sf brain so you don’t have to
CardiOnCryptography
@bsky.gay
they 🏳️⚧️ putting the crypt in cryptography 🪦
This is my personal Sistine Chapel. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
somehow i had never seen what a scallop looks like alive and i absolutely was not prepared for this
I would like to call in the Scallops
overheard: some guy on caltrain talking about how he’s started to ice his balls because bryan johnson says it’s good
It is genuinely bizarre that we’ve become acclimatized to right wingers throwing a tantrum every time a black person (particularly a black woman) is cast in something, but are also supposed to pretend that this is not racism but related to some other substantive concern.
sorry but nolan did ruin the odyssey by making it a film at all. homers vision was clear that the story belongs on painted vases, one scene per amphora, collect all 24 books. anything involving “moving pictures” spits on the source material
I don’t know how you even begin to measure the social and material harm represented and further entrenched by prediction markets. There is an incalculable cost to normalizing markets whose product is suffering itself.
Great piece on Kalshi's planned ICE betting markets from @pabloreports.bsky.social Disgusting stuff migrantinsider.com/p/kalshi-wan...
Meta are sending Fucko the Knife Robot to stab you in the knee. To disable go to Accounts> Settings> Robots> Knife Robots> Fucko> Opt Out
One day I hope someone believes in you the way Alice Cooper’s first manager believed in them.
would you still love me if i was a muni worm?
It’s an actual Dream Come True for me! Today I am driving a Muni Bus wearing the iconic Landor Livery, the true colors Muni is meant to display, designed by the great Walter Landor in 1975, introduced alongside the greatest logo in transit history, the Muni Worm.
I'm at the old world dying / I'm at the new world struggling to be born / I'm at the ccccccccccombination old world dying and new world struggling to be born
well, i guess i will be cheering for spain because as i recently learned the argentinian fans and team are really racist. i will always love to watch messi as a player, but as a person he seems pretty disappointing
if messi scores a goal in world cup final the power move is to point at yamal and do a baby washing hand gesture
We can blame DOGE for many things. Diarrhea now included. "The CDC lab that responds to outbreaks of the parasite cyclospora was downsized from 11 people to just three."
The CDC Has a Cyclospora Lab. DOGE Downsized It Last Year
“Based on simple math, these outbreak responses—which require rapid, timely responses—are going to be greatly diminished,” the former CDC lab director tells WIRED.
wired.com
cyclosporiasis isnt the lettuce its the trump diarrhea plane finally reaching the aquifer
I want to visit Japan for many reasons, but the current highest is the possibility of meeting Robin the island cat: www.instagram.com/p/DajMhZNk6t8/
if messi scores a goal in world cup final the power move is to point at yamal and do a baby washing hand gesture
Jesus. 35 UK universities quietly- without debate - joined the Ministry of Defence’s “Battlefield Alliance” which seeks to “reorientate academia towards Defence and National Security” They’re destroying the social sciences and humanities while militarising the institutions
Somewhere out there, a burner phone is finally resting in peace.
posting this Classic over here in honor of the big man himself. adios bitch
I’m emailing your employer about your Lindsey graham joke to let them know you showed a lot of initiative and creativity out there
decided to try cookunity, and while I’m highkirkenuinely impressed by how good most the meals are, the nutritional info is just completely vibes. like no, this chicken parmesan with 5x the chicken the ramen has and the ramen do not both contain 45g protein
my therapist said “cardi you seem to be doing so well lately, do you want to switch to 2 week spaced appointments?” and i so “no bitch, you haven’t known me long enough to see how fast I can fall apart.” so s/o myself for doing well + self-recognition
It’s astounding how much the functioning of universities depends on a significant fraction of faculty being workaholic people pleasers with poor boundaries and ADHD
What's baffling about how underfunded services are that help faculty get grants is that we bring money into the univ. They care about that overhead. But not enough, I guess, to fund the grant workers because they know faculty are workaholics & will just work more hours if we have less support.