The Green Party now has 78,000 members. Thats 10,000+ new members this month alone who want to draw the line. I know there are so many more people who want to take a stand. Join us: join.greenparty.org.uk
Andrew Heenan 💚
@bsky.heenan.net
He/Him. Shock trooper for MAWL* Wide ranging experience and opinions. Founder Member Level Earth Society. Don't follow for a 'followback'; this ain't exTwitter. *Militant Atheist Woke Lefties.
Kent Police claimed it was 'spontaneous' despite the burqa-clad protesters being bussed and trained in from all over. Either that was a lie, or a major intelligence failing. Don't they know what the fascists are planning?
Channel 4 News@channel4news.bsky.social · 4d agoMasked protesters block Dover roads in ‘anti-illegal migrant’ demonstration www.channel4.com/news/masked-...
Shite of the Round Table, blocked by Woke. Apparently.
Shane Chowen@ukshane.bsky.social · 5d agoGood morning from Reform UK’s party conference in Birmingham where earlier today this delegate had his sword confiscated
Foreign donations are illegal, but British billionaires shouldn’t be able to buy influence either. 83% think the rich use donations for personal gain. Andy Burnham must keep his promise to cap them not backtrack yet again
"Dear Diary, Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck bollocks"
Remember: Some idiots have good taste completely by accident. Hold it against them.
Stephen Collins@stephencollins.bsky.social · 6d agoRemember: it could be someone you know.
![[Scene is a parody of a 1970s Public Information Film. A young girl is going home from school.]
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[She leaves the school gates].
VOICEOVER:
The world today
is full of people.
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You meet lots of them every day.
[The girl crosses the road with the help of a LOLLIPOP MAN]
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LOLLIPOP MAN says ’to camera’ [girl’s POV]:
Mind ‘ow you go, love.
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But every time you meet one,
[She gets on a bus]
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BUS DRIVER [also talking to camera]:
That’ll be 40p, please
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[She enters a sweet shop]
You must always think to yourself:
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[The kindly looking woman behind the counter hands her a bag of pick n mix]
KINDLY WOMAN:
There y’are, sweet’art...
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[Voiceover again]:
Could *they* be a person who leaves one-star reviews for things when they get sent the wrong item?
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[The woman picks up a smartphone to write something]
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[Cut to a view of her phone screen, it is an Amazon review page for Never Let Me Go by Kazuo Ishiguro]:
Never Let Me Go
by Kazuo Ishiguro
[one star]
THIS ISN’T A PRIT STICK
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[Woman looks ‘to camera’ at the girl, sinisterly]
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[Girl’s terrified face behind the ad’s final text line]:
Always have one-star-reviewers-of-things-for-not-being-other-things sense.
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 02,1950
MINI BINGO! How long before Burn'em says "No More Mister Nice Guy"? I'm betting it'll be before the Holborn & St. Pancras byelection.
The Law of the Internet says that every time you see this story, you have to share it. And here we are again.
![THRASHED BY A LADY CYCLIST.
WHO IS NOTED FOR HER ATHLETIC POWERS.
[SUBJECT OF ILLUSTRATION.]
An extraordinary scene was witnessed on Saturday morning in Peel Lane, a thorough-tare connecting Little Hulton with Tyldesley, in which the principal participants were a young lady cyclist and a youth of nineteen or twenty. The lady was riding at a good pace, and when in a quiet part of the road the young man, who-had apparently been imbibing, stepped into the roadway, and addressing some insulting remarks to. the cyclist, made as if he intended pulling nei off the machine.
She immediately alighted
caught hold of the astonished youth, and gave him & sound thrashing, using her tists in scientific fashion, to the delight of several colliers who were passing.
The young man
made of and the list, who is believed to be a Bolton lady noted for her athletio powers, rode off towards Tyldesley.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:irlrdb4p2swljzcdjbhc54gd/bafkreidh6wgfdqispgye44r65t72odubtyvi4cujbku33ozj4irwp2apn4)
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: Organ donating clones come to realise that they are organ donating clones. It doesn't end well.
Plod@policemanslot.bsky.social · 2w agoMake your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: Man shouts about sausages on a boat
The UK is probably the most corrupt country in the world. But it's OK - it's all legal.
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller August 28,1961
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
One of my favourite clips of Dolly Parton is on the set of Nine to Five. She’s talking to Jane Fonda & just casually tells the joke “what’s green and smells of bacon? Kermit’s finger” And Jane convulses in laughter
If nobody pushes a button does it feel depressed?
Nah. You can buy the cloth at the London Transport Museum. But she gets my vote anyway.
Al Kennedy@alkennedy.bsky.social · 3w agoAutistically specialism-knowledgeable health policy researcher with Cara Delevingne eyebrows who knits her own tank tops in a moquette pattern that she then *gets asked a question about on Mastermind*, it would be like Arthur returning from Avalon
Give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head.
Odd This Day@oddthisday.bsky.social · 3w agogive me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head
