🦋 Bluesky Support 🦋 (unofficial)
@bsky.support
i dont work here but i will try to help
they wont verify @bsky.support and that measn they are COWARDS
pork, cheese, broccoli rabe@garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 2mo agowe should judge anybody who has been verified by bluesky extremely harshly. besides being nerds, they are diametrically opposed to the decentralized promises of this platform.
someone has been throwing bricks through my windows. four yesterday, one after the other. someone wrote threatening messages on them. "edit buttno please" "duck i meant button" "duck i meant duck" "DUCK"
The demented lust for an Edit button is done by people who put “fluent in sarcasm” in their bios and we must not trust in their lies
Ian Boudreau@ianboudreau.com · 2mo agoGiving people the ability to go back and alter what they've already committed to the timeline would fundamentally break the site on a conceptual level
12:45pm CDT: as the prophecy foretold, inadvertent drama as a result of bluesky’s group chat design has been achieved
we roll out group chats today! we expect at least three absolutely rancid nuclear-level dramas by the end of business hours (EDT). chop chop
theres actually alraedy an edit button it says "delete"
This is the type of content you're all missing out on if you're not on Threads
alternatively, if you do want to edit a post, you have to fight the albatross. and it gets to pick any weapon it wants
we have listened to your concerns about the account-wide adult content label and believe we have found a compromise everyone can be happy with. we are pleased to announce the introduction of weenie hut bluesky
i will be banning people based on Vibes alone
we don't know why bluesky is like this right now either, sorry
spinning the massive roulette we keep in the office to see which account to suspend next
as of the most recent update, reaching 69 total moderation strikes against your account unlocks brand-new flair for your profile
This is the only response I have ever had from this account despite reporting bugs to it. Very professional. Very cool. So good at jokes. 😑
🦋 Bluesky Support 🦋 (unofficial)@bsky.support · 4mo agonope! claude is an asshole like that
ohhhh. those lights are supposed to be GREEN. now you tell me
bluesky can you hire me to manage the servers i promise you can trust me around wires ive never chewed one once
ohhhh. those lights are supposed to be GREEN. now you tell me
we don't know why bluesky is like this right now either, sorry
sorry about the server issues. we are working on a fix and the dippy bird responsible has already been thrown out a window
how was i supposed to know the part that said " # don't delete this part # this part makes the whole thing work # if you delete this bad things will happen " was important
alphabetizing at be be before before bluesky each here in letters like organised. post send starting that's the they to tomorrow. we we why, will