Age yourself with a celebrity crush
Kieron Gillen@kierongillen.bsky.social · 2d agoAge yourself with a celebrity crush
Sandy Nelson
@buckeejit.bsky.social
Pop-culture enthusiast, doctor, born a bit tired
Kieron Gillen@kierongillen.bsky.social · 2d ago
I had a fess published a few years ago about how I couldn't connect with my lifelong pals cos all they wanted to do was booze and take coke. I told them how I felt, turned out they thought the same and now we climb Munro's on Sundays. Lads, talk to your pals.
Oh fuck. The Oasis documentary has me grinning and greeting and we’re only twenty minutes in.
My “Maintains steady whisky acquisition” is definitely a euphemism for “drinks too much”
Dave Jones@popzeus.bsky.social · 5d agoMine includes "recently invested in bird feeding infrastructure" and "systematically building coffee preparation setup", both of which are both true AND hilariously phrased
If the US Department of Corrections needs someone to kill their prisoners I’ve worked with a few doctors I could recommend
Absolutely devoured Spiderlight by @aptshadow.bsky.social. Combines the wonder and magic and philosophical anthropology of all his work into a Mad Max-paced explosion of Abercrombie-level grimdark fantasy.
We had this in the 90’s. It was a series of “your maw…” jokes.
Unofficial BBCNews (UK) Bot@bbcnews-uk-rss.bsky.social · 2w agoSwinney to introduce misogyny education in every school in Scotland
5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables
Lupus Londonwolf@lupuslondonwolf.bsky.social · 2w agoI was making potato and leek soup and the recipe asked for five potatoes cubed. Even for potato soup, 125 potatoes seems a little excessive.
A conversation elsewhere reminded me. More innocent times, and I do mean that. You know the rules. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPCJ...
Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland
YouTube video by Comedy Central Latinoamérica
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I've got a well-paid job, filling small choux buns with cream. It's a profitablerole.
An estimated 554 people are dying every week in the UK in association with overcrowding in Emergency Departments. That's according to new research presented today (25 September) from the Trainee Emergency Research Network, which is supported by RCEM. More below. rcem.ac.uk/college-n...
I don't know how to explain it, but orcs aren't real. Obviously, I don't believe in goblins and elves, but I REALLY don't believe in orcs. They're just something that was invented by a famous fantasy writer, like transphobia.
he is a little fat belgian with various degrees of mental illness and that is how we like him go away
The way these are being phrased in headlines and breathless media coverage makes it sound like AI Chatbots are malevolent entities bouncing off the walls of their containment, desperately trying to escape. THEY’RE DOING WHAT HUMANS ARE TELLING THEM TO.
CNBC@cnbc.com · 3w agoGoogle's Gemini becomes latest AI model to break out and hack computer systems
Trying to go see the new Resident Evil movie but apparently before I can enter the auditorium I have to have the spade key to unlock the door? And I only have the hearts key, which unlocks the route to the concession stand. Anyone know where to go next? A bit stuck
I keep thinking this is actual breaking news when a notification about this post shows up on my lock screen
Sandy Nelson@buckeejit.bsky.social · 4w agoEd Sheeran has pulled out of his tour, triggering a by-election
Just like real life, mild virality has made me feel ill and I shall take to my bed.
Ed Sheeran has pulled out of his tour, triggering a by-election
Football does a good thing. Men: get it out there www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Football lends voice to message worth relaying: men should talk about their pain | Barney Ronay
Premier League’s sponsorship of the Together in Suicide campaign is helping to convey simple, blunt and essential messaging
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Chuckling at the almost touching pointlessness of gifting Donald Trump a Michael Longley poem. Like playing Bach to a waffle iron.
The Journal@thejournal.ie · last mo.A poem titled Ceasefire was among the gifts given to Donald Trump by Catherine Connolly during their meeting at Áras an Uachtaráin today. jrnl.ie/7160475
Never thought I'd hear an orange man advocate for a united Ireland
I don't want to know if a fascist paedo dictator is enjoying the weather or not. I don't want to know if he's tried a pint of Guinness. I want to know how close he is to death and how uncomfortable he is.
