Ben

@burriscommaben.bsky.social

Improv guy ΞΞΞ Person with a real job, family, set of feelings ΞΞΞ Avid podcast consumer, famously lactose intolerant

Its embarrassing how many grown ass adults live in these fantasies where people work for some nonsense like the artificial cultures oligarchs manufacture over survival.

Dumbass CEO of Anthropic thinks people should work for the "corporate mission" over survival.

It's absolutely insane we've somehow let the Covid recriminations debate become like "why didn't we reopen in person schools before there was a vaccine" and not "why did none of the trump guys go to jail for stealing PPE from New York hospitals in March 2020"

The Republican Party has gone full mask-off Nazi; meanwhile the media narrative being pushed 24/7 is “ahhh! Democrats are being taken over by socialist radicals!!” and their terrifying examples are Miss Rachel, a doctor who wants you to have healthcare, and the friendliest mayor in American history.

hammancheez@hammancheez.bsky.social · 4d ago

Party that spent the last decade grooming and funding and encouraging blind nazi ideologues to run for office and government positions : uh oh

One of my favorite things recently is James Carville FaceTiming into centrist festivals from his death bed with no recline to complain about any Democrat under the age of 60. Invariably his corpse winds up on Fox News. Master of communications right here.

James Carville zooming into Fox News from a throne to complain about David Hogg.

Now when you complain about every video on YouTube having an LLM summary that pops up to spoil the comedy sketch you're watching there's an AI superfan who will say "THE ADVANCEMENTS THIS HAS MADE IN PURE MATH MEANS YOU HAVE TO SHUT UP" reminds me of peak NFT

Good Luck Have Fun Don't Die has been sitting in my To Watch pile forever and I finally got around to it. The silliest serious movie or the most serious silly movie?

A Tesla with the bumper sticker “I Bought This While Elon Was Going Crazy, Publicly Descending Further Into Fascist Bigotry Every Day, But Ultimately I Decided It Was More Important For Me To Have A Car With An iPad In The Dashboard That Could Play Fart Sounds”

whenever someone tells you that it's simply impossible for police to be charged with misconduct or criminal charges, you can tell they're wrong because some cops do get charged regularly — when they are whistleblowers or reformers prosecutors are actually extremely eager to help drum them out!

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 5d ago

Prosecutors charged an LAPD officer with felony eavesdropping for making secret recordings of his colleagues’ racist, sexist and homophobic comments on the job

It's Swiss Independence Day! Here's a drawing of William Tell, the retired country crossbowman & Swiss folk hero who, in 1307, was, as a cruel jest by his captors, given the chance to save himself & his young son from execution if he could shoot an apple off his son's head at an absurd distance. 1/

Painted watercolor of a man with a crossbow in a red cloak

I at least appreciate Hank Green coming out and taking his lumps (though not yet here on BlueSky)*. But Jesus Christ what a cock-up. * I believe the established protocol is to post a dramatic mea culpa and call us all hogs