Buteo Buteo
@buteobuteo.bsky.social
Denizen of Milton Keynes. Occasional photographer. Likes natural history, puns and sciencey stuff.
Who called it “The Odyssey” and not “Troy Story Two”? #TheOdyssey
🎶 Take me down to the parasite city, Where the worms are keen and the girls are nitty… 🎶
Happy birthday @ewacat.bsky.social . Here is Mr Jeeves in his usual, totally normal sleeping position ...
REwadent Evil@ewacat.bsky.social · 6mo agoIt is ✨🎉my birthday 🎉✨ and for my birthday, as is my bluesky tradition, all I want is for people to quote this post with a photo of your pet(s) being really silly, weird little guys, to make all our days better ✨🫶
The song from the Pepto Bismol advert should be Britain's entry for this years Eurovision Song Contest
@twoptwips.bsky.social BUYING painkillers at the pharmacy? Add a little continental sophistication by asking for Co Co d’Amol.
Sad to think that Tommy Cooper never got the chance to use a Dyson Airblade.
With all the ripening leftover cheese and cold meats from Xmas sitting in our fridge, we have discovered a new kitchen game called "Fridge or Fart?"
It seems mad that the Mappa Mundi is more than 700 years old, and they still haven't bothered to do a Mappa Tuesdi.
One advantage of reading a printed book over using an IPad is that you can’t see your chins reflected back at you in the former.
Furniture shops give me the ick. Swedish ones even IKEA.
My partner and I went to see Stonehenge. They wouldn't let her in. Said it was only menhir.
The 'Perfect' Mark Jacobs advert makes me want to chew on tin foil
