you cannot start a breaking news alert with “A helicopter carrying President Trump” without dumping a gallon of serotonin into my bloodstream. please be more careful with words
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A just universe wouldn't tolerate my existence. Most loved, therefore most hated. We Are The World's Economy and The Roll is On! Retired @Buzzfeed co-founder. Cattle rancher.
Am I seeing this correctly that the right are claiming the good samaritan shooter in Idaho is a proud conservative? Homeboy just looks like he's been cosplaying Hunter Thompson for a decade and a half. Not sure that gives you MAGA bona fides.
The thing is, after the worst people alive are dead, we can all openly proclaim how much we all wanted to assassinate them, and it will be a collective balm.
almost 14 years since we lost Michael Clarke Duncan, never a bad time to remind everyone that Omarosa killed him
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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Shanahan will get more consequences for texting and driving than vrabel will for inpregnating an NFL reporter outside his marriage
Front row at the Oliver tree memorial, only the good die young moment right here
Actual Haley stevens campaign tactic
Pru@prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 2w agoCould there be two Jimothys? No, one's a Pamothy.
She has been spending too much time with POOO-KAAHH NAHHJ-KUUU-AHHH
Howard Mortman@howardmortman.bsky.social · 2w ago"Cool kids on the Internet. They're doing the cool kid chatter. Some of 'em might be the coastal elites, making fun of how I talk. But let's be real. They're making fun of Michigan. They're thinking they're better than us. Their jokes, their criticism, only make me fight harder." -- Haley Stevens
If I die in anyway that makes news, please don’t write about me like this.
KUTV2News@kutv2news.bsky.social · 2w agoThe fiancée of 1st Lt. Tyler Feehan is sharing an emotional tribute to the 25-year-old Army officer killed in action while serving in Jordan amid the conflict with Iran.
oh man. i shouldn’t have read that part of the jimothy interview where he starts talking about european politics. jesus christ
It's called The Odyssey because the odyence will see it
Love this guy, just absolute premium dude right here
The man is wearing his own merchandise and has been internet famous for the better part of a decade. You can delete this anytime.
Digital Brain@yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 3w agoOne man cooked a full meal for his entire town, no sponsors, no organization. Just ingredients, fire, and community. The internet took notice.
Tom segura's kids going to be calling AJ Soprano daddy
i don't know how, but haley stevens is less ready for primetime than notoriously not-ready-for-primetime katie porter
remember how elon was a trillionaire but not anymore?
My friend the Michigan Strangler has died. A lot of people only know the Michigan Strangler from all that strangling he did and I understand that, but that is not the full picture of the friend he was to me when he wasn't strangling people. We used to go to Arby's. Rest in peace, "Chokey Boy."
me reading the news yesterday morning vs me reading the news this morning
RIP Lindsey Graham. You taught me it was okay to be a coward whose only skill is debasing myself until death for a tiny, ultimately illusionary crumb of power.
Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read:
