Canal Cryptid

@canalcryptid.eurosky.social

Ancient Eldritch Abomination. Asexual. Autistic. Boatie. Changeling. Feminist. Genderqueer-Agender. Ineffable Auncle. Misfortune Teller. Parent of shinyshinyleaf. Rêveur. Space Monkey. SteamGoth. TBI Survivor. Therian. paypal.me/CanalCryptid

Firefighters are already at least 2x more likely to suffer and die from cancer than the average worker. Now, due to hotter, drier summers, firefighters are exposed to bracken emissions and other toxins for months on end. Source: ITV Wales.

"Hell is other people yammering at you all fucking day." "What if I could make computers yammer at you all fucking day?" "I wish to revise my earlier statement about Hell."

Sure, the world may be falling apart, but don't you let that stop you from being kind. Don't let it stop you from making new friends, brewing backyard rum, or joining the spirits who float through the forest at midnight.

There is a Reclaim the Night protest organised in Glasgow for Monday. There are many local grassroots organisations and unions all pitching in. There has been nothing but the chirping of crickets from any of the TERF orgs who have vast wealth behind them. I need cis folks to understand this.

bugger disappearing under strange circumstances gonna start appearing under strange circumstances lost deep in the forest? that's me up in a tree middle of the Siberian tundra on a one person journey of discovery? hey there bottom of the mariana trench? just kicking back with a book

Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie -Stop slouching, drink some water, take your meds. -Embrace your cliches. Embrace them so hard they squeak. -I’ve been told that the Cursed Object and the Thing in the Walls are starting a band again. The Lurking Horror is sulking. ❤️ Auntie Jilli