I saw a local mall advertising that they’re hosting a ‘family friendly’ circus. Suddenly, I’m full of regret and wondering just how I could have missed the phenomenon of adult oriented X-rated circuses?
John
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(I know that's an old thought but it's been a long day and I'm too tired to have new thoughts.)
leave my comfort zone? but “comfort” is literally right there in the name
People who say “I’ve had it up to here with you” I noticed there’s still space for more.
printing out your skeets and crumpling them into a ball for a three-pointer.
Trump’s OSHA is rolling back rules that mandate rest breaks and access to water and shade to protect workers from extreme heat on the job. Remember: Trump doesn’t care about workers. He never has and never will.
How Trump’s Agenda Could Kill You
After an abysmal jobs report, Trump fired the head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics.And Trump’s Labor Department just a
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The dude on the right looks like Vance and Miller had a baby.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 6h agoJD Vance: "We don't want the next administration, whoever -- god forbid you're gonna have President El-Sayed in three years ... "
David Ellison wants us to know he’s not ideological, and that’s why he put a conservative with no tv experience in charge of CBS
Fine, I preferred Idris Elba but I could live with this.
The Independent@the-independent.com · 10h agoJames Bond producer shares update on 007 casting: ‘It’s got to be really different’
A good pair of trousers can't be bested but they can be worsted.
My new fried food only cook-off show “Get Rich or Fry Trying
I bet the inventor of the microwave was like "no. Sadder."
Nope. Can't. Feeding the two wolves inside of me. (they like nachos)
Unable to articulate the depth of my rage that he vandalized the moon. cbs12.com/news/local/a...
Abandoned SpaceX rocket slams into moon at 5,400 mph, carving new crater
A SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket booster that launched from Florida struck the surface of the moon early Wednesday, creating a new crater.
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If I were a betting man, I'd bet a quarter Jeanine Pirro gets fired this Friday.
sure seems like leftist policies are deeply popular, huh?
in 2016 Elon Musk said he would build a fully automated factory in Fremont, California for the upcoming Model 3 and he then spent on the order of $2 billion on production lines that didn't work, forcing Tesla to assemble cars by hand in a tent but sure, now he's gonna do it on the moon
In 1985 a comedic song by ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic, ‘Dare to Be Stupid’ was written to mimic new wave band Devo. It also provided accurate foreshadowing of the emergence of both Facebook and MAGA.
If someone calls me back instantly after I dial them, I don't answer. That’s too fast. That means they were holding their phone, waiting for me, and frankly, that kind of enthusiasm makes me nervous.
I have an appointment with a urologist and a gastroenterologist this week. They've got me coming and going.
"Let me collect my thoughts" I say as I walk out the door, never to be heard from again.
Give a man a fish and he’ll eat it, but teach a man to fish and he will be gone for long stretches of time so you can finally get some peace!
Every day brings me closer to being that old guy who goes shirtless from May – September. The lack of self-awareness coupled with not giving a single fuck must be sublime
considering how well things are going in new york, the lesson here is clear: fuck these people
The Wall Street Journal@wsj.com · 19h agoNew York City’s business elites are long accustomed to direct access to City Hall, where even Democratic mayors felt the need to court the city’s wealthiest and most influential corporate leaders. That access is getting shredded by Mayor Zohran Mamdani.
