(petting my cat in my lap) wow Colby this guy in our show is epic. Did you know he's epic? Yeah, you're a good boy, you knew he was epic
mrs. daniil dankovsky (beard)
@capricioustube.bsky.social
Erin, she/her, Yellow on AO3
Someone should donate a switch 2 to the cause of me playing fire emblem
(watching a c drama) oh my god. The female lead is epic
the vvitch is a horror story about what new england was like before dunkin
TFW your entire country's path into the future gets fucking bodied by a 10-year-old named Riley Grunch
“.. NYT asked a bunch of ten year olds what life will be like in 2050.” (via @shashj.bsky.social)
gimme the sweet corn to feed my soul i wanna butter up that golden roll and munch away - advertisement for corn i imagined
It's fucked up that karma isn't real
That motherfucker really just didn't like or respect me huh
Briefly experienced a deep longing for companionship but I'm normal now
People of All Genders Empowered to Maintain Delusion That They Have A Chance With Gillian Anderson
Gillian Anderson shared that she identifies as pansexual, saying in a new interview, “Pan, as in pansexual, as in attracted to all genders.” Anderson has spoken openly about her attraction to women and sexual fluidity for years, and now says pansexual is the label that fits her #NOH8
i went to the not getting a lot done factory and you're employee of the month again
Every time I realize Ruby Bridges is so young (relatively) I become Tails Got Trolled
Happy 72nd Birthday to Ruby Bridges, who at the age of 6 desegregated the New Orleans public schools. She’s younger than 30 senators and our last two presidents—and only 7 years older than Barack Obama. The past isn’t past.
Since Kansas and John Brown are in the discourse, I would encourage folks to read WEB Du Bois’ biography of Brown. It’s a heater.
“she clearly created theranos as a trauma response” is gonna live in my head rent free now when i think about this movie
When you're petting your cat and he gives you hand a friendly lick. Like if you agree
[Benoit Blanc during a Reacher Christmas episode crossover] Listen, son, I myself am of the conviction that violence is the crude weapon of an incurious mind, but I will admit that my gigantic friend here makes the most convincing argument I've yet heard on the virtues of expediency through force.
[benoit blanc in true detective] now i know you think time is a flat circle, but if i may, you’re thinking of a clock
so I’m “under arrest.” interesting. perhaps you didn’t realize I’m one of bluesky’s 38 most influential posters
If you come at me with shit head energy, I will respond in kind. If you approach me gently, like you would with an insane animal, I will reward you with Unlimited Access. Take notice, and learn .
in addition to being both the tallest person on bluesky (5'11) and the youngest (43), i also hold the highest sat score (1000)
The dialect quizzes are always funny bc I'm a born and bred East Coaster with parents from Colorado so I am like 60% east coast 40% the west/some west coast. The quiz this time landed on...nevada?
Liberty Mutual mascots ranked by how much I want them dead in a ditch Doug Jr. Guy who can't say "Liberty Mutual" Limu Emu Doug Liberty Biberty