neofetch creator came back and revealed that his career as a programmer broke him so utterly hard that he started believing in god and became a vegetarian. this is why you don't become proficient in bash.

github decided to not let me switch to old dashboard and I keep getting ai shit shoved in my face, thanks m$ very cool

This 97 year old compiler still unrolls its loops the old-fashioned way

Little know this, but you can (relatively viably) use PHP as a preprocessor for C source code.

Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.

/dev/slop directory that pipes out bullshit from an LLM

Lazy evaluation means that you won't get raptured until the very moment where Anubis needs to weigh your soul on the scale

Slur for vim users: yanker

This small batch, artisanal code has been carefully handcrafted to be free of AI using locally sourced fair trade dependencies

I've made the executive decision to instead focus on working on yet another build system for c++, this time it's configured in c++ itself! after that I cam start working on more fun stuff also the compiler plugin is finished with some more additions, like coloring based on ansi escape sequences

"If our ancestors had the Rust attitude humanity would've gone extinct millennia ago."

been procastinating finishing my editor plugin and it feels so bad, because I wanna finish it and then get on to making real projects like a compiler for my own language... instead I've been just playing cyberpunk and warframe non stop

This guys friend was SO racist that he killed himself

onion person@junlper.beer · last yr.

insane

In this Pride Month, let us remember that #FunctionalProgramming has the privilege and honour to share our beloved λ with the Lesbian community. Let's go Lesbians!

Haskell loves you too, little lesbian!

Which Button produces more maintainable code?

New Cybertruck using the correct glue just released.

Can we replace marriage as an institution with wolf packs? Just a group of 2-10 beings supporting and enjoying each other.

🏳️‍⚧️ NIE pozywamy rodziców wg uchwały Sądu Najwyższego! Wg nowej zasady prawnej, należy złożyć wniosek o sprostowanie aktu urodzenia. ☺️ 👉 Nadal trzeba się rozwodzić 📝 Wniosek może dotyczyć tylko własnego aktu. A tę uchwałę mamy dzięki wnioskowi PG Ziobry! 🙃

Tech is kindergarten. All devs are children. And we need adults in the room to clean up all their toys.

Dinosaurs Eating CEO - John Brosio, 2013 oil on canvas 55 x 60 johnbrosio.com/figures/

HUMAN ARTISTS, use only one piece to convince people to follow you Marit Lage my beloved...

Wayne Wu@waynewu.bsky.social · last yr.

HUMAN ARTISTS, use only one piece to convince people to follow you

im so agp i jack off to self help books