practically impossible to order eggs over easy by walkie talkie
Christopher
@cekent.bsky.social
Medievalist, Futurist, Finder, Pointer. Looking at the long-term future of [something something something]. 🚴♂️
Who do you think is responsible for assembling the Rob Schneider Daily Briefing book?
“after i, deuce bigalow: male gigolo, was briefed on iran…”
Every CEO of a media company (of any size!) needs to spend a week accessing their company’s output on mobile. I suspect, like the rest of us, they will quit after 3 days because their company’s mobile product is ad-overwhelmed crap.
Any video of this needs to be soundtracked to Janet Jackson.
NASA’s Twin ESCAPADE Spacecraft to Slingshot Past Earth on Way to Mars. 🔭 🧪 science.nasa.gov/blogs/escapa...
No disrespect for Maj. Breach, but with that name she has no business working in cybersecurity. It just looks bad!
best movie review i've ever read. "olivia colman gets her spine realigned by a wicker basket," taking 150 people in the 4dx theatre along with her on this magical journey
Bluesky should just ban any account that looks like this at this point. Nothing to do with the politics, it’s just the most blatant spam/engagement hacker crap, zero effort
If Robert Pattinson can’t play James Bond then he should get to be the next Austin Powers
Amazon’s UX/UI graphic design is terrible across all of their products.
Can we talk about how kindle’s rebrand made their reading streak thing look like a frost giant’s period tracker because I hate it. Hire artists! You all have the design instincts of a boring amoeba!
She's a disillusioned DC consultant who returns home to Vermont for Christmas. He's a Democratic Socialist and part-time barrista running for county commissioner. Will a planned data center get in the way of their burgeoning love? The Christmas Campaign, only on the Hallmark Channel
lol: the florida state rep who sponsored the bill to rename the palm beach airport after trump lost her trump +10 seat
My post-mortem fo MAGA/GOP: You are deeply unpopular.
Gotta say, Dan may have just dropped the most robust post-election analysis to date. Props to Dan.
I’m beginning to think Thiel’s whole Antichrist thing is based on his fears that he is the Antichrist.
NEW: In leaked recordings, Peter Thiel argued that Nashville should be a moral alternative to Pope Leo XIV and the Catholic Church, which he called “a dubious ally” against a hypothetical future Antichrist Democratic president.
Shoutout to Michigan DOT for this press release addendum
Eventually Trump is going to run out of women to blame/fire. Watch your backs Linda McMahon and Brooke Rollins.
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Payroll employment rises by 165,000 in October; unemployment rate changes little at 4.1% www.bls.gov/news.release... #JobsReport #BLSdata
So come January NYC, LA, and DC all will have democratic socialist mayors? Wow! And very cool b
Democratic socialist Nithya Raman ousts embattled Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass | Click on the image to read the full story
this article paints Bluesky as "less a bubble than an expression of the multitude of ideological factions that had united under the umbrella of non-MAGAness . . . to argue with one another". I agree, and I have a name for it. instead of the Overton Window, bsky has adopted an Overton Windshield 🧵
Bluesky was right all along and will accept your apology any time
Many savvy pundits on X framed the 2024 election as a massive political realignment and Bluesky as a “copium” den for progressives in a bubble. Boy, were they wrong.
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How are we going to find one person to be Secretary of State, head of the archives, Nat Sec Director and Viceroy of Venezuela?!? It’s just a ridiculous amount of work.
He looked at the 'success' of Venezuela and thought, "Okay, Let's attack Iran and win there." It must be noted, lazy man Donald Trump has NEVER actively chosen to do any hard thing.
Lara Trump on Iran: "I think you had to give President Trump a lot of credit. He knew this was a political loser for him and he did it anyway."