my wife: gay guys’ sexuality is so funny me: how so wife: gay guys could jack off to a sphere if it was the right texture me: true, but lesbian sexuality is funny in its own way wife: how so? me: imagine there’s two squares. and theyre not allowed to touch each other. but they want to wife: NO

one of the best things about polyamory is that you don't have to predefine what a connection with someone else can be. you can let it take the shape it wants to take and allow it to give everyone joy. structure can be descriptive instead of prescriptive

looking into if theres atproto/activitypub tiktok. i remember trying something once but it was extremely American Liberal

with the advent of AI adverts have gotten radioactive but I think theyve always been inauthentic and anti-humanity and AI just makes that contradiction clearer

god I really am hopelessly pathetically gay for touch am I not

i will not know peace as long as i continue to have instagram

im not merely "into mousegirls". i am a certified squeaker freaker

my instagram algorithm keeps suggesting i follow various beautiful transgenders and also Dr. Abdul El-Sayed

maybe next tuesday will be woods time 😋

i gotta get to the woods

bluesky added a pronouns field today. the day after election night. pronouns really are going back in the bios, you can't make this shit up

if you see me in aldi i might say hi but if you catch me in waitrose im a talkative guy (gender neutral)

My apprehension about certain Dems being in power is at least momentarily outweighed by my love of seeing world-historically evil people eat dumptruck loads of shit

vote no on everyone gets a puppy, vote yes on diarrhea forever

This skeet will self destruct@pardoguerra.bsky.social · 7d ago

Fucking Californians

i'm glad james talarico won but i won't forgive him for lying about composing on sonic and the black knight

blue texas holy moly

Basically voting while trans. #webcomics taffndaisy.neocities.org?pg=28#showCo...

it's micetober let's get cheesy

The view from the kayak yesterday morning. I got to spend some time with this lovely coyote and listen to its packmates howling in the morning fog. #mammals.

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girl who has a normal relationship to the song bedroom community by glass beach

“How would itch feasibly ban and remove all the AI games? It would take so much time and effort” Idk they didn’t have much trouble delisting games based on a specific set of parameters last year now did they

re: uchikoshi: my goat washed is a really useful phrase. it kinda absolves you from being a parasocial weirdo. like he was my goat, and now he's washed. end of story. maybe he could get unwashed idk. hope he does.

I hate the term “ratfucked” in politics. It takes something beautiful that happens between two or more rats and makes it disgusting

8 years ago today you met me for the first time. You didn't know it was me yet, but I was there. Tucked away in the back, behind the glass, so easy to miss. But, you found me. Saw me. Maybe even poked at the glass, as if to say hello. Maybe you thought I was someone else. But it made me feel human.

Cute puppy doodle