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@charloween.bsky.social

fannish with too much to watch. tired also. cdn/uk. (she/her)

not only is the guy across from me on the train trying to have a virtual meeting while in the quiet car, his earbuds keep trying to pair with my phone

Yep, that's me in Canadian Tire's fall experimental hats catalogue. I'm all decked out in the Butter Knife Dynamo. My nephew Chip Xanadu sports the Vulture Intimidator, while Alderman Bub Hotplate looks manly in a perfectly-felted Le Corbusier Spare Room, a tribute to penthouse apartments.

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today's simple 45min train ride home turned into a nearly 3h saga, involving three different flavours of train delays and failures shout out to the A Winter Sun Wakes the Wind in Spring Hills' Dream OST for making it a chill and zen journey 😌🎧

queen victoria told me the northwest passage keeps eating her poorly planned expeditions so i asked how many expeditions she has and she said she just goes to the royal academy and gets a new afterwards so i said it sounds like shes just feeding ships to the ice and then prince albert started crying

yaoi gagarin@mel.bzky.team · 4d ago

victorian exploration missions be like hi yes hello i am admiral johnifer von planningfailure, meet my ships the HMS sinkable and the HMS hellfire, stocked to the brim with the best leaded goulash cans money can buy

70s Bowie song: ooooooh im a space boy, lonesome and violent 80s Bowie song: asian women... funk and swing... i find this things interesting 90s Bowie song: *double tracked vocals over whatever type of electronic music is popular that year* it's so strange, so sad, so lovely... to be a space boy

despite myself I keep watching Overdo, and one of the side characters just proclaimed to his love interest "no matter how many times you try to assassinate my father, I will always protect him", and then we had a nonspecific war and a time jump of seven years

the best thing about being in my 40s by far has been the freedom to refer to anonymous guys in their late teens/early 20s as “kid” like Han Solo calls Luke in Star Wars. been waiting my whole life for this. worth every second. indescribable feeling of power.

Okay so @defector.com has had an odd glitch since the site redesign a couple of weeks back where the wrong photo and headline are often put together on the main page and I was going to ask them about fixing it but this just happened and as far as I'm concerned they have to leave it as is.

Screenshot for a Defector podcast episode with the headline "Consider the Emotional Lives of Scallops" only the accompanying photo is a white gormless stubbled red-headed UK singer of recent notoriety giving a flat smile to the camera while wearing a washed out peach top as beige as he is against a flat background. So, actually, probably a scallop anyway.

had a dangerous thought: if i'm this tired and it's only partway through welcome week, what'll be waiting for me next week after I'm back in a classroom... 😬