Desi

@chevyventure.bsky.social

consistency? nah. saturn owner by choice, van owner by a lucky carmax search, lotus owner by some wild twist of fate bf of 💛 @jetta.cat 💛 pfp by jetta banner by @trustykitty.bsky.social

the vibes at the vibecoder café are truly rancid. almost as rancid as my drink! i got the "AI Gateway Drug", which is an espresso with lime juice & tonic water. awful! everyone is networking with a sense of desperation and the tables are dirty. it's wild how much the only 24/7 café in the city sucks

the drinks me and my gf got (hers is pretty good actually)the Corgi Times, the café's fake newspaper declaring that "GROWTH SOLVES ALL ISSUES"there's a fucking booth where you sit down and have an AI clone of a venture capitalist fake interview you, or something.i didn't go in therea guy networking with a kind of deer in the headlights look
Nicky 2@nickyflowers.com · yesterday

my gf and i both enjoy being witnesses to Bay Area tech nonsense, and today we're going to a café in SF ran by an AI business insurance company. you can add creatine and peptides to any drink, which are all sponsored by other tech companies. it seems like hell in there and i can't wait