Cousin Jones

@chiklis.bsky.social

Ranked @ Marrickville Pork Roll / TV Cunt

Not being on socials outside occasionally posting while overseas has been such a treat for my brain. Think that it's gonna stay this way outside the occasional photo dump here or insta.

As an Australian in Sri Lanka atm it's pretty cool that when you introduce yourself now, it's about 50% "oh cricket" and 50% "why are you sending planes to the middle east".

Sri Lankan folks gotta line up with a QR code, on their assigned day, for hours in an orderly fashion to put 5 litres of fuel in their scooter. Meanwhile fuckheads in Australia fill up their yank tank and an extra tank and a tank in the trunk just in case it might go up a couple more cents.

google gemini suggested emails are saving me hours of work per week and now I'm finally productive enough to put the gun all the way in my mouth instead of chickening out at the lips

three suggested replies from google gemini. they are "Haha, thanks!" "Haha!" and "Hahaha."