Defo no other issues in his deep past. Give it a fortnight

Dorian Lynskey@dorianlynskey.bsky.social · 4h ago

Klassic Kemi

So much winning

James Ball@jamesrball.com · 7h ago

These tolls are *dramatically* higher than Iran was asking for a couple of months ago.

Right, odessey booked for next week, Tuesday. Let’s hope I don’t forget the day like last week where I got my days mixed up.

just had a horrific vision of the future in which Zack Polanski and Kemi Badenoch have a podcast and now I need a lie down

#ukrain 0.05/10 SE8 @thesnowdreamer.bsky.social

Um ... Hans. Is it bins?

Chris Terry-Enescu@cjterry.bsky.social · 14h ago

It's OK for criminal ex-neo Nazis to run your bins is a hell of a line.

Quite impressive to completely undermine your own defence and insult most of your party's elected officials in the same sentence.

Chris Terry-Enescu@cjterry.bsky.social · 14h ago

It's OK for criminal ex-neo Nazis to run your bins is a hell of a line.

This is what Bristol gave the world, thank you Bristol

Marie Le Conte@youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · yesterday

understand why Ben decided to highlight the sentences he highlighted here but I would argue that the sentence that comes immediately afterwards was the real gut punch for me

im sure these accounts are throughly reliable

Financial Times@financialtimes.com · yesterday

Breaking news: SpaceX surpassed analysts’ expectations in its first ever earnings report, with Elon Musk’s company nearly doubling its quarterly revenues to almost $8bn. ft.trib.al/bWtLxau

@garius.bsky.social the rest must be on the other side of the paper (a work collegue casually said that her dad was in the Ukranian SS, moved to yorkshire after the war)

The Crusader Project@crusaderproject.bsky.social · 3d ago

Re-enactors again not beating the allegations. Market Harborough at War today, apparently. @waitmanwbeorn.com @alanallport.bsky.social @garius.bsky.social @andraswf.bsky.social

LOL if we end up the least fascist country in europe in five years

Ned Richardson-Little@historyned.bsky.social · yesterday

The past few years have been an explicit test of two theories of how to win back AfD voters: first, the CDU just needed to pivot to the hard right under Merz and second that the Linke as a party was too woke and needed to turn to workerist anti-migrant nationalism via BSW. Both failed.

Sebb Blatter, the guardian of footballing ethics

Anyone who refuses care from a non-white member of NHS staff should be told to pay to go private.

Charles EP Murphy@cepmurphy.bsky.social · 2d ago

news.sky.com/story/nhs-st... stereotypically this has been seen as Old People, but not only would the old people of now have often been born post-Windrush, lot of this will be younger people who've always lived in a diverse Britain. The guy with a pregnant wife likely millennial at oldest

That's bullshit, Leviticus was loving it

The Halfway Post@halfwaypost.bsky.social · 2d ago

BREAKING: A brand new “Christian men’s gym” in Georgia that bans women so pious men can have “lust-free workouts” lasted just 6 days before three men were caught “violating Leviticus in the locker room.”

oh, no

That’s good, I was worried that we were over the crippling heat this week. I mean it’s cool enough to walk around and not die today

London & Southeast🔅@thesnowdreamer.bsky.social · 2d ago

Fairly good consensus for a heatwave emerging next week. Most likely forecast temperatures will uptrend as we get nearer. It looks to coincide very well for partial solar eclipse next Wednesday where around 90% of sun will be covered by the moon. #ukweather

*holds out polling numbers* Please my mid terms, they are very sick!

James Ball@jamesrball.com · 2d ago

It's sort of wild that the US president declares war and announces peace deals 3-4 times a week now and it's just...barely even news any more? Could it be unhealthy? Who can say!

guess who forgot about the extortinate checked baggage fee on Ryan Air? should have booked with literally any other non buget airline.

get back to me when there is a percy pig colaboration

Roberto Baldwin@strngwys.bsky.social · 3d ago

Important crossover event

I’m bored of waking up and seeing a picture of a demonstrably shit golfer say the same old bollocks next to a tied back curtain by an aeroplane toilet

I’m a bit of a nerd so watch the Sunday politics slots. Trev was terrible, kunesburg gets stuck but trev was just not very good. Hope sophie ridge gets the gig back

David Beech@davidbeech.bsky.social · 3d ago

Yorkshire liberals ok? Do we get a special pass cos we are northern? Or does he think everyone outside of London is a raging racist obsessed over small boats and 'trans rights'? He does doesn't he?

Shocked that anyone doubts that the chocolate ration has been increased. I for one trust in Big Don

John Paul iGhetti Jr@dannybirchall.bsky.social · 3d ago

We have always been at war with Eurasia, except just before the markets open in Eastasia.

just seen a post talking about the risk of gentrifying Brick Lane and concerned that the person who posted it maybe got hit on the head very very hard around 15 to 20 years ago and decided to get to Instagram upon waking today

Little jaunt from barns to box hill

@katebevan.com as you were saying….

David Henig@davidheniguk.bsky.social · 4d ago

There's still no option of returning to the past though, though easy to understand the allure of nostalgia for at least home grown crooks and swindlers... need more global working and rules however difficult to overcome various levels of distrust

Andy Burnham flaunts his opposable thumbs “I can grip anything me, watch this!” As he picks up a very smol bean

a rat wrote this @binanimals.bsky.social

Jo Kibble (Political Animal)@politicanimal.bsky.social · 4d ago

This is the closest I’ve ever seen to a demand for rubbish bags piled on street corners to be listed on UNESCO’s register of intangible cultural heritage.